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Space: 1998

Started by Golden E. Pump, July 01, 2018, 12:02:21 AM

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Golden E. Pump

"Activate hyperspace."

"Not until we've finished listening to 'One Week' by Barenaked Ladies, mate."

the

"Shit mate, the Moon's hurtling out of the solar system"

"Yeah alright mate, but we're about to find out who Cartman's father is"

the

Saturday night on Moonbase Alpha, July 1998:

THE ALPHANS (IN UNISON): Right about now, the funk soul brother, check it out now, the funk soul brother

COMMANDER JOHN KOENIG: You know he actually just gets bits of other people's records and sticks them together right

THE ALPHANS (IN UNISON): Fucking and?

Golden E. Pump

"We need to communicate with some alien slaves. Get me Prince on the phone."

"Who?"

"Prince."

"I think you'll find you mean 0)+>, sir."

Glebe

Poundstretcher, a pound. Or Best Offer.

GMTV

Commander, we are detecting unusual brain function in Ronaldo. This is not looking good sir.

Ferris

*Babylon Zoo's Greatest Hits start playing*

Lemming

FIRST OFFICER: Captain! Look! There's our missing crewmember! And she's impaled on some kind of alien torture device!

CAPTAIN: My god... she's been turned inside out...

FIRST OFFICER: Haha, just like the hit song by Eve 6 currently at number one in the charts, soon to be beaten by One Week by Barenaked Ladies

CAPTAIN: haha

DYING CREWMEMBER: haha

seepage

COMMANDER KING: I thought 'Saturn 5' & 'Two Worlds Collide' would be appropriate?

QUEEN KING: They're four years old or more, you dumbass

seepage

TELEPRINTER: *clack, clack* catchy Barry Gray tune *clackity-clack*

SEXY ALIEN: sadly that is lost in space, like tears in rain. All we have left is 'Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh'.

seepage

SPACE TELETUBBIES: We need your clothes, your boots, and your moon-buggy thingy