I'm trying to do a thing where I play the song Tainted Love but I'm naked and I

[Fry]

thrust my crotch towards my laptop camera everytime the song goes BANG BANG but it's really hard to do and make it seem natural.

[Fry]

Dancing really is an art, isn't it.

[Glebe]

I suggest you get yourself along to Poundstretcher. They have tons of bargains, and at a low, low price!

All the best... and happy shopping!

-Juggy!

[Howj Begg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CU7NkQSxV0

[Lemming]

Check out the original video for Tainted Love:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxMeJ9dQmuw

Try to emulate Marc's crazy jerky head and arm movements at about 1 minute in to add to your pelvic thrusts. It's difficult, but both can be done in tandem.

[hamfist]

glue some thin fishing line to your frenulum, and then you can concentrate on dancing while a volunteer operates your long floppy shaft like a bad children's magician