Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf  (Read 12202 times)

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Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« on: July 01, 2018, 06:18:00 PM »
Hi Buddy,

Shall have mine ready in the next couple of hours.
Just thought i'd start the thread to say I am serving :)

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2018, 07:05:24 PM »
Twock!


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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2018, 01:04:18 AM »
Tears of joy - waspy's back!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2018, 06:38:30 AM »
Blimey.

Should have a return ready by tomorrow afternoon.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2018, 11:37:16 AM »
Prepared the shot on the train this morning, slamming it into the vein tonight.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2018, 12:54:26 PM »
Prepared the shot on the train this morning

It's always good to have an excuse ready if the conductor sees your laptop screen reflected in the window.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2018, 01:01:43 PM »
I really had to hide it.

You will see why.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2018, 04:29:55 PM »
*fiddles with string*

*squeezes balls*


SPAFF!


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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2018, 04:52:07 PM »
Lovely stuff. Look forward to replying tonight

Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2018, 07:11:47 PM »
Great shot Paul, although it's not quite the right size. Fine for this one, but make sure your next one conforms to the correct ratio (600x800 or 800x600 pixels).

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2018, 11:10:03 PM »

Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2018, 01:11:55 AM »
Amazing.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2018, 07:41:37 AM »
Wow I’m so fucking glad you’re in it this year waspy you demented bastard

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2018, 08:18:27 AM »
Yeah, waspy’s clearly going to win this because no-one - myself included - wants the see him go out in R1. Masonic refereeing, etc...

Nevertheless, I’m cooking up. It’s good practice at least.

Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2018, 10:30:30 AM »
Yeah, waspy’s clearly going to win this because no-one - myself included - wants the see him go out in R1. Masonic refereeing, etc...

Nevertheless, I’m cooking up. It’s good practice at least.

Heh. You're always talking down your abilities. But all to play for in my opinion. I think your return of serve has kept you very much in this match.

Although, yeah, that's a classic Waspy shot right there. By which I mean horrifying and upsetting.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2018, 01:32:14 PM »
Yeah, waspy’s clearly going to win this because no-one - myself included - wants the see him go out in R1. Masonic refereeing, etc...

Nevertheless, I’m cooking up. It’s good practice at least.

Silence on court!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2018, 05:43:20 PM »
*stretch*

*strain*


BAM!




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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2018, 05:57:06 PM »
Paul Calf for the serenity of his last shot.

Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2018, 06:05:21 PM »
Waspy takes this one for me.

Can't go without comment that both Paul's shots are the wrong size. Otherwise he played a good match.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2018, 06:14:24 PM »
Oh, bollocks. Thought I'd resized that last one on export. Sorry.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2018, 06:51:45 PM »
It's a great match but Waspy just edges it for me.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2018, 06:55:38 PM »
Paul Calf

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2018, 07:08:10 PM »
Paul Calf brigade
« Last Edit: July 03, 2018, 08:55:07 PM by spamwangler »

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2018, 07:43:59 PM »
Has to be waspy.

Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2018, 07:48:13 PM »
Waspy for #2 which gave me a semi.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2018, 07:59:05 PM »
calf

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2018, 09:59:50 PM »
Paul Calf

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2018, 10:31:44 PM »
wasp_f15ting's collage type chaos were spanking good, but i'm giving this one to Paul for being able to craft two very good returns in the face of such an onslaught.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2018, 10:36:47 PM »
Two cracking shots from Paul Calf but Waspy’s uniquely terrifying shots edge it for me.

Re: Wimblewrong 2018 wasp_f15ting vs Paul Calf
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2018, 11:45:10 PM »
Paul Calf for that last one having me laughing hard.