I understand the Dordogne is very beautiful this time of year.

[Glebe]

Especially when you're hammering a toucan into an air vent.

[spamwangler]

The red fox builds a den in the new forest


(hands over attaché case)

[Glebe]

The red fox builds a den in the new forest


(hands over attaché case)

The cormorant dillies as it dallies at dawn. *winks, does wiggle of knee*

[spamwangler]

Looks the other way, squeezes agent Glebe affectionately on the knee


Good luck, golden goose.


Goose minces off into the sunset, a tactical espionage action like spring in his step

[Spoon of Ploff]

The red fox builds a den in the new forest


(hands over attaché case)

Wait a minute..
Wasn't it supposed to be 'the red fox builds a new den in the forest?'

(reaches for poison tipped umbrella)

[spamwangler]

Rumbled, red fox Waddles as fast as he can to a nearby pile of leaves with his Emergency extraction tricycle hidden hidden under it.


Later that night a casefull of sodden noughties era readers digest is grumpily tipped into a canal.




Fin.

[wosl]

Wait a minute..
Wasn't it supposed to be 'the red fox builds a new den in the forest?'

(reaches for poison tipped umbrella)

It was supposed to be 'the red fox meets a florist in the Ardennes.'  And in any case, who on earth carries an umbrella over a pac-a-mac or a képi blanc that far south?  It's going to stick out like a sore pouce, Clive.  Return to base. 

[Ferris]

Remember cyanide capsules? Eh? Eh?! What were all that about! You'd keep them in false filling in your lower right molar, wouldn't you, eh? "Mum, that's not a tictac, it's me cyanide capsule!" Mum watch out!

Remember the Cold War, eh? Eh?! What were all that about! I tell you, they may call it the Cold War but it often got heated at our house around teatime!

[Repeat ad nauseam]

[petril]

D'Yer remember Two Germanies Stu? Eh? Amazing Times

[spamwangler]

Fuck me I leave my phone in the office for four hours and this whole operation turns into a BASTAD shambles


Agent sploff has poisoned his leg


Agent goose is hanging up on me evertime I try ring him


Red fox lost his tricycle in a canal, and probably has the runs now


And to top it all off, we're infested with melancholic northern comedians!


I tell you all right now, I'd sort me own bloody PPI claim out if I could turn back time


Jeez


I MEAN WE LOOK LIKE TOP BLOODY ARSEHOLES NOW

[Spoon of Ploff]

I MEAN WE LOOK LIKE TOP BLOODY ARSEHOLES NOW

perhaps a cup of coffee control?

[Glebe]

Just to get back on topic, I've been led to believe the Riviera is simple ravishing in high summer.

Especially when you're doing something wackily random like booting a vole over a cement mixer!