Bond villain strikes again, again?

[biggytitbo]

https://openparachute.wordpress.com/2018/09/18/novichock-detection-and-the-salisbury-tourists/


It's a good job this will never go to court as it seems unlikely the key bit of evidence would pass muster.

[biggytitbo]

State broadcaster told what to say to combat state broadcaster told what to say https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2018/09/18/british-broadcasters-told-square-russian-propaganda/

[Paul Calf]

"strong media means a strong democracy and a strong nation".

Fuck me.

[manticore]

Opposition to an authoritarian state used to reinforce authoritarianism in one's own country (and justify intervention abroard). Very old story.

[biggytitbo]

We still don't seem to know what happened to the two people in the prezzos.

[biggytitbo]

The woman involved in the Prezzo incident has big tits so naturally the sun is on the case https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7291372/anna-shapiro-salisbury-poisoning-vladmir-putin/
She's fine but her partner is still ill. The sun are indulging her paranoid ravings about Putin, but the fact the man had sea bass might give is a clue what happened, apparently it can be the source of quite nasty food poisoning.

[Paul Calf]

It's The Sun though, biggy.

[BlodwynPig]

It's The Sun though, biggy.

But they got the exclusive and the photo and the quote - all legit, all top journalism, all hail the era of fakery.

Biggy, sure it wasn't Prozzos, judging by that photo?

[Zetetic]

One species of sea bass is, infamously Trachypoma macracanthus - commonly known as the 'toadstool groper'. Make of that what you will.

Edit: They wouldn't be serving that in Prezzo, of course.

[BlodwynPig]

One species of sea bass is, infamously Trachypoma macracanthus - commonly known as the 'toadstool groper'. Make of that what you will.

Edit: They wouldn't be serving that in Prezzo, of course.

Famous 'Russian' pop-spy Boris knew all about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rekLP_jrmo

[Paul Calf]

One species of sea bass is, infamously Trachypoma macracanthus - commonly known as the 'toadstool groper'. Make of that what you will.

Edit: They wouldn't be serving that in Prezzo, of course.

Chilean sea bass is a result of rebranding the Alaskan tooh

But they got the exclusive and the photo and the quote - all legit, all top journalism, all hail the era of fakery.

If you've only just noticed that The Sun does this, you should probably get hold of some back issues going back to the early 1980s.

[biggytitbo]

The Wiltshire police have now said this wasn't a suspicious incident (although still not stating what it actually was), so why the Sun have a lady with large 'boobs' on the front page saying she was poisoned by Putin is a real brain scratcher.

[BlodwynPig]

The Wiltshire police have now said this wasn't a suspicious incident (although still not stating what it actually was), so why the Sun have a lady with large 'boobs' on the front page saying she was poisoned by Putin is a real brain scratcher.

This campaign of disinformation is truly egalitarian

[MojoJojo]

The Wiltshire police have now said this wasn't a suspicious incident (although still not stating what it actually was), so why the Sun have a lady with large 'boobs' on the front page saying she was poisoned by Putin is a real brain scratcher.

Are you being serious?

[remedial_gash]

The woman involved in the Prezzo incident has big tits so naturally the sun is on the case https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7291372/anna-shapiro-salisbury-poisoning-vladmir-putin/
She's fine but her partner is still ill. The sun are indulging her paranoid ravings about Putin, but the fact the man had sea bass might give is a clue what happened, apparently it can be the source of quite nasty food poisoning.

Yeah but food poisoning can take 6-48 hours to get going, I'm always suspicious of people who claim to know what poisoned them, especially as 8/10 times it's their own faecal matter aerated by the bog flush or not washing their hands properly.

[biggytitbo]

I presume they must know what it is by now if they've declared the incident as 'not suspicious'. Maybe its a reaction to illegal drugs, or that dodgy fentanyl they were warning about, hence the general discretion about it.

[shiftwork2]

8/10 times it's their own faecal matter aerated by the bog flush

Today's tip is Aerated Shit Particles, 3.15pm at Newton Abbott.

[Blumf]

Shock twist!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45580825

A hoax is likely to be one line of inquiry after a couple apparently fell ill in a Salisbury restaurant on Sunday prompting a major incident, police sources have told the BBC.

Alex King, 42, was admitted to hospital with his wife, six months after a nerve agent attack in the same city.

Mr King is a convicted criminal and once hoaxed Prince Charles.

[Isnt Anything]

The woman involved in the Prezzo incident has big tits so naturally the sun is on the case https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7291372/anna-shapiro-salisbury-poisoning-vladmir-putin/
She's fine but her partner is still ill.

that link now gives

{"statusCode":451,"error":"Unavailable For Legal Reasons","message":"Legally removed article"}

dunno when that happened, its the first time i tried to click it

[BlodwynPig]

A hoax of a hoax

[biggytitbo]

that link now gives

dunno when that happened, its the first time i tried to click it

Odd, I've never seen a 451 status code before, looks like it got canned by the lawyers.

[BlodwynPig]

Still shown on bbc this morning

[Darles Chickens]

This'll give you an idea of what was there.

[biggytitbo]

I think the suggestion now is it was a deliberate hoax.


A bit like the first incident!!!

[biggytitbo]

I haven't seen it myself but apperently episode two of season one of Killing Eve, shown on the BBC in April 2018, contains a plot line in which a Russian assassin mixes a nerve agent in a perfume bottle to assassinate someone, and then later an innocent bystander handles the bottle and dies.


Can anyone who has seen it confirm whether that's true?

[Cuellar]

Yes that's what happens.

[Ryan Gosling]

I haven't seen it myself but apperently episode two of season one of Killing Eve, shown on the BBC in April 2018, contains a plot line in which a Russian assassin mixes a nerve agent in a perfume bottle to assassinate someone, and then later an innocent bystander handles the bottle and dies.


Can anyone who has seen it confirm whether that's true?

In the movies & on TV, its always the Russians who are the bad guys..personally I believe its just anti Russian propaganda.

[biggytitbo]

Yes that's what happens.

How weirdly coincidental.

[bgmnts]

How weirdly coincidental.

Yeah coincidences happen.

[BlodwynPig]

Yeah coincidences happen.

Wake up dolt!