Author Topic: Bond villain strikes again, again?  (Read 32070 times)

biggytitbo

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Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #870 on: June 10, 2019, 03:06:19 PM »
Obviously the ducks were put up to it by Putin. I spent a while trying to think of a pun for this but failed.

BlodwynPig

  • Throwing two dogs at a goblin
Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #871 on: June 10, 2019, 03:32:26 PM »
In Salisbury City, ancient, wond-erous
A poisonous evil in the form of novichok
The old spy approached the water, pond-erous
In Salisbury City, no more utenok

Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #872 on: June 10, 2019, 03:47:00 PM »
Think the they may have confused Salisbury with Ayelesbury.

Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #873 on: June 10, 2019, 03:57:05 PM »
Obviously the ducks were put up to it by Putin. I spent a while trying to think of a pun for this but failed.

Putin’s quack spies.  Your welcome.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #874 on: June 10, 2019, 11:07:28 PM »
Shame there's no paranoid pollinators in this saga, could have had a KGB joke