Author Topic: Bond villain strikes again, again?  (Read 34967 times)

biggytitbo

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Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #870 on: June 10, 2019, 03:06:19 PM »
Obviously the ducks were put up to it by Putin. I spent a while trying to think of a pun for this but failed.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #871 on: June 10, 2019, 03:32:26 PM »
In Salisbury City, ancient, wond-erous
A poisonous evil in the form of novichok
The old spy approached the water, pond-erous
In Salisbury City, no more utenok

Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #872 on: June 10, 2019, 03:47:00 PM »
Think the they may have confused Salisbury with Ayelesbury.

Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #873 on: June 10, 2019, 03:57:05 PM »
Obviously the ducks were put up to it by Putin. I spent a while trying to think of a pun for this but failed.

Putin’s quack spies.  Your welcome.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #874 on: June 10, 2019, 11:07:28 PM »
Shame there's no paranoid pollinators in this saga, could have had a KGB joke

Blue Jam

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Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #875 on: June 28, 2019, 11:25:51 AM »

Blumf

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Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #876 on: June 28, 2019, 11:32:27 AM »
And this, coincidentally right next to it

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48795720

Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #877 on: June 28, 2019, 11:48:45 AM »
What a fucking cunt that man is, and everyone on the right here who love him so.

Sorry, Russophobic.

Norton Canes

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Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #878 on: June 28, 2019, 12:34:51 PM »
Ha. One situation where her cold dead disposition actually works to her advantage


Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #879 on: June 28, 2019, 12:39:40 PM »
Putin looks achingly, desperately sad there.

All those years slaving over paperwork to rise up the KGB ranks. He sold out his parents, his friends, his lovers. He scratched backs, he fixed deals, he dissembled and he didn't sleep. For this? Is this what power means, posing for photos with a living ghost?

BlodwynPig

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Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #880 on: June 28, 2019, 12:42:18 PM »
What a fucking cunt that man is, and everyone on the right here who love him so.

Sorry, Russophobic.

No, that is a fair assessment of his comments.

Blumf

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Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #881 on: June 28, 2019, 12:47:03 PM »
Ha. One situation where her cold dead disposition actually works to her advantage



The irony being, she probably agrees 100% with his liberalism comments.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #882 on: June 28, 2019, 12:51:53 PM »
Ha. One situation where her cold dead disposition actually works to her advantage



Thought that was the picture of that couple who got the bill for cable porn 'by mistke' for a second

Re: Bond villain strikes again, again?
« Reply #883 on: June 28, 2019, 01:04:36 PM »
This Putin guys a real jerk.