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Theresa May: The Final Days

Started by Mark Steels Stockbroker, July 08, 2018, 10:12:56 PM

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Mark Steels Stockbroker

It'll break down this week, as the EU reject her plan while the Tory MPs revolt and call a leadership challenge, and Croatia walk through the England team. This doesn't look good for Corbyn.

Danger Man

Japan limps on forever with a right-wing Government that does fuck all except prop up the capital city. Looking towards the USA while ignoring the giant land mass that is its true neighbour.

The UK is a shit version of that. At least the Japanese have decent porn.

Kelvin

Quote from: Danger Man on July 08, 2018, 10:33:15 PM
Japan limps on forever with a right-wing Government that does fuck all except prop up the capital city. Looking towards the USA while ignoring the giant land mass that is its true neighbour.

The UK is a shit version of that. At least the Japanese have decent porn.

Got a thing for tentacles, or blurry ****s?



Consignia

The real porn from Japan for the alt-right is the ethnostate thing going on. Gives them the RFH. Phwoar, look at the lack of racial diversity.

Danger Man

Quote from: Consignia on July 08, 2018, 10:52:16 PM
The real porn from Japan for the alt-right is the ethnostate thing going on. Gives them the RFH. Phwoar, look at the lack of racial diversity.

A lot of J-porn stars are ethnically Korean.


Proving, once again, that race is a state of mind.

imitationleather

Quote from: Danger Man on July 08, 2018, 10:33:15 PM
At least the Japanese have decent porn.

Probably the wrong thread for this, but I've seen you say this a few times now and I have to ask: What is it you like so much about Japanese porn? From my experience it's all blurry genitals and women screaming like they're having scaffolding inserted into them. Two things that I'm not really into.

The women are attractive, I'll give it that.

bgmnts

Nani!!!!?????? Not the scaffolding aaaaaaaaaa



Absorb the anus burn


mothman

It's gonna be like the end of Downfall, when assorted Nazis start a round of synchronised suicides, methodically redecorating the walls using their Walther pistols.

bgmnts

Quote from: mothman on July 08, 2018, 11:47:00 PM
It's gonna be like the end of Downfall, when assorted Nazis start a round of synchronised suicides, methodically redecorating the walls using their Walther pistols.

If this happened ten years ago someone would have knocked up so many Downfall Brexit memes.



bgmnts

David Davies hates the working class.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

This David Davis bloke is just some fucking remoaner isn't he?

finnquark

Rees-Mogg is on Five Live after the news, quickly stepping up manoeuvres. Peter Bone has been on saying the govt will fall if they don't back down, and demanding British rules and regs for British businesses.

jobotic

This is good is it? Or a Rees-Mogg coup? They've been collecting names for a vote of no confidence. I'd love to see the end of May but fucking hell. As long as it leads to an election.

a duncandisorderly

Quote from: imitationleather on July 08, 2018, 10:57:15 PM
Japanese porn... women screaming like they're having scaffolding inserted into them.....The women are attractive, I'll give it that.

they do it IRL too. it was one of the many things that I ended up not liking about my japanese g/f, who was very attractive in many respects.
but like you say, probably for another time, another place.

jobotic

Quote from: finnquark on July 09, 2018, 12:01:13 AM
Rees-Mogg is on Five Live after the news, quickly stepping up manoeuvres. Peter Bone has been on saying the govt will fall if they don't back down, and demanding British rules and regs for British businesses.

They want an end to any workers rights so badly don't they?

finnquark

Quote from: jobotic on July 09, 2018, 12:03:13 AM
They want an end to any workers rights so badly don't they?

They do, though fairness to Pete, in this context he was talking about laws more broadly. But yeah you're right. Here's Rees-Mogg.

Bleeding Kansas

I'd laugh if all this political turmoil means that there's no one to meet Trump at the airport on Friday.

Absorb the anus burn

Quote from: jobotic on July 09, 2018, 12:01:57 AM
This is good is it? Or a Rees-Mogg coup? They've been collecting names for a vote of no confidence. I'd love to see the end of May but fucking hell. As long as it leads to an election.

1. That irreconcilable split in the Tory party (the one that has been promised for years) is about to happen it seems.

2. Theresa May told the leavers that Brexit means Brexit and they were stupid enough to believe her. Friday's Chequers meeting revealed that she lied to everybody.

3. After two years of posturing, our relationship with the EU is going to be about 98% identical to what we have already.... Except we have much reduced influence and in addition look fucking stupid.

4. Theresa May is now playing the damage limitations game. The economy must not crash and the hard Brexit wing of her party (who were in denial of this, or perhaps even willing to take a financial hit for an ideological pure Brexit) have have yet to react....

The Tories should be ripping themselves apart in 3... 2.... 1....

Shoulders?-Stomach!

The timing at midnight seems deliberate. Is this to avoid newspaper headlines? Or what other possibilities?

Absorb the anus burn

Possibly to be a stalking horse?

Mark Steels Stockbroker

I just think someone had to do something to save this thread from becoming a Japanese porn discussion.

finnquark

Apparently this gives Brexit backbenchers even more pause and concern. RM reckons the PMs red lines were rubbed out. RM struggling at this time of night. Still getting the odd Latin phrase in, good lad. RM praises David for avoiding the Heseltine style resignation was very wise. RM is not concerned about potential job losses/warnings from big business, and makes false equivalences with Britain's rejection of the Euro. Steve Baker resigned too? RM says this is a blow, as he is the conscience of Brexit. Amazing that he gets this much air time. Can May survive? RM basically says no. Amazing comparison between lines in the sand and red lines (the former being blown away the latter not) from the student debating society champion. What a fuckwit. He's not a political forecaster, so he couldn't possibly say whether they'll try to get rid of her.

Shoulders?-Stomach!




What a weird picture of him to choose.