Troggs of Ben Nevis

[The Boston Crab]

If you really want to pull, this is the place to be.

[Glebe]

Admission to Ben Nevis is £1.49, OR NO OFFER.

[Ferris]

Is there a Dollarama equivalent?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Last time I went it was just a bridleway composed entirely of ruined arseholes, and a gift shop

[Huxleys Babkins]

To make matters worse, the gift shop is stocked with nothing but ruined arseholes and some faded copies of I-Spy Ruined Arseholes with David Bellamy for £2.99 each.

They think they know their audience but I was bitterly disappointed. Cost me £2.99 in fuel to get there and another £2.99 to park. Rip off.

[The Boston Crab]

Sorry, I meant Ben's of Trogg Nevis.