Dracula Thread

[Shit Good Nose]

He probably does.  But wanking is no substitute for sex with a person, is it.

[marquis_de_sad]

He probably does.  But wanking is no substitute for sex with a person, is it.

Take that back!!

[Shit Good Nose]

Yes yes, sex with someone I love etc.

[New Jack]

IIRC there's some bits in it where he's talking himself out of rape, or something like it - it's when he realises he only experiments on the female vampires and he goes into a bit of denial only the narration suggests he's linked his experiments with his sexuality.

I don't think he wanks since there's some line about how "there's nothing I can do about it"  yet he remains absolutely, insanely horny... but also it would  be quite grim wanking if your only sexual exposure has been the undead flashing you.

Could always do a razor cut on his cock and stick it out the letterbox...

[phantom_power]

Transylvania 65000

[Small Man Big Horse]

Transylvania 65000

Heh, my sister and I used to love that as a kid and regularly rented it out when bored. I imagine it's terrible when viewed now, but I've a lot of fond memories of it.

[phantom_power]

Same. All I can remember about it is Jeff Goldblum, Geena Davis and Ed Begley Jr are in it

[Gulftastic]

On a similar theme, I remember enjoying 'Once Bitten' as a youth. Looking it up again following this thread, I was surprised to see it was Jim Carrey's first leading role. Less surprising was it's rating on various sites. Not good.

[Brundle-Fly]

For this week it has to be...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k05F76K4lEY

[Norton Canes]

The book, and Vampire TES.