I'm Throwing My Arms Around

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Around toilet because

Only clay and water accept my love

[BlodwynPig]

How deep is your cistern

[Bhazor]

All the boys and the girls here in toilet
Sing without sight but with madness
I can't keep up, I'm a wreck, but I want it
Tell me the truth, is it love or my harris?

My arse is yearning
But toilet is burning
Toilet is burning all night long.

[Ferris]

Fifteen minutes to poo
Well, I wouldn't say no
People said, it smelled like you were virtually dead
And they were half-right

[Glebe]

Around Poundland - a great range of cheap tap, and all at bargain prices!

Poundland!

[the midnight watch baboon]

Draw THAT, MC Esher, y'bastard!

[petril]

I'm Throwing My Arms Around

you are Plok aicmfp

[a duncandisorderly]

no, I'm ploktacus.

[Fisher Goes Berserk]

I spent the day in bog
Forgot to wipe, but
I love my bog
And I recommend that you
Stop watching me poo

[Sebastian Cobb]

Yesterday I planned on having a couple of pints after work, but after ordering my first one I put my hand in my pocket to find no phone and realised I'd left it on top of the bog roll dispenser. Had to go back and get it.