Boris Johnson - Cuntiest Blonde in the UK

[bgmnts]

For balance.

Discuss.

[An Actual Propeller]

As I was typing my reply in the Ed Sheeran cunt ginger thread, I actually thought about using "blonde" instead of brown hair, but I thought that it would just lead to a Boris Johnson - Cuntiest Blonde in the UK thread for a sake of "balance".

Well. . .

[New Jack]

Yay, I can wheel out this again, and it is real!

[Clownbaby]

With both of these threads I read "cuntiest" as "cutest" at first

Also where's the brown haired, black haired, bald, afro and artificially coloured haired threads you absolute bigot

[Alberon]

The Torygraph have just hailed his return to that paper, but I've no idea why.

His crowning moment was winning a referendum he wanted to lose. He then bottled it and backed out of the leadership battle and then went on to be the worst foreign secretary in living memory.

The sooner he fucks off out of parliament entirely the better. He doesn't deserve anything more than being on Channel 5 reality shows.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What's frightening is that this twat's BRUBRRRRR WE ARE BRITAIN brand of blustery jingoism is effective, even when it is based on nothing of any contemporary relevance. People find it rousing and inspiring, because the reality that our nation is in managed decline, itself feasted on by corporate criminals, vultures who hide their intentions behind nationalistic rhetoric is too depressing for people to admit.

[phantom_power]

Why limit it to hair colour, or even geographic location?

[bgmnts]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/07/22/sadiq-khan-virtue-signals-young-londoners-dying-utter-failure/amp/

[Norton Canes]

I love that for non-subscribers, the text just fades away to white. Entirely fitting.

[Buelligan]

Why limit it to hair colour, or even geographic location?

Because Trump.

If I had to play the see-saw game with Trump and Johnson, I admit, I would save Johnson.  Horrible but true.

Or maybe I'd pretend to tie my lace and let them both plummet to their deaths.  Yes.

[Paul Calf]

I think that Johnson is more dangerous than Trump, for the UK at least. He's brighter, more media-savvy and much, much better connected.

[Alberon]

Not that savvy and bright to stop the parliamentary Tories from mostly hating him and he needs them on board to get on the ticket put out to the membership. Being made Foreign Secretary was the worst thing that could have happened to him.

He's done, but that won't stop him making trouble from the sidelines.

[ASFTSN]

What are either of these two men doing with their heads and hands?

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Because Trump.

If I had to play the see-saw game with Trump and Johnson, I admit, I would save Johnson.  Horrible but true.

Or maybe I'd pretend to tie my lace and let them both plummet to their deaths.  Yes.

It's Piers Morgan, isn't it? It's always Piers Morgan.

[Buelligan]

I'd tell him to take a long walk off a short see-saw and all.

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Surely it must be Kruntie Plopkins aka Katie Hopkins - she's blonde. BoJo is blond.

[idunnosomename]

What are either of these two men doing with their heads and hands?

well Johnson is ruffling his hair and going "cripes!!"

Herring I don't know. He seems to be looking for the release behind his ear to open his face to reveal the little alien behind the controls

[olliebean]

Herring is presumably indicating all the listening he'd like people to think he's doing to the interviewees in his podcast while in fact he's just mentally rehearsing the anecdote of his own that he's going to tell as soon as they stop talking.

[thenoise]

My parents' trajectory has gone steadily right, from Thatcher hating march attending young parents in the 80s, through Blairites and finally full on Brexit voting Tories. I think the final stage was cemented after buying a copy of 'Have I got views for you', after his apparently hilarious appearences on the similarly named BBC satirical panel show.

They are reasonably educated and informed people, or at least they nice were. This country is irreparably fucked.

[Buelligan]

Let it be a warning to us all.

[Hobo With A Shit Pun]

Surely it must be Kruntie Plopkins aka Katie Hopkins - she's blonde. BoJo is blond.

Tsk. First she's snorting ketamine, now she's taking an E.