Crocodile Revenge Killing

[bgmnts]

Taking revenge against an animal by killing 300 of them.

Proper vengeance. Now they'll learn!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-asia-44844367

[kittens]

crocodile been getting away with it for too long. chomps you in half with a big sarcastic grin. king krok has learned to walk on two legs and soon all his underlings will get it too. best to nip this whole crocodile thing in the bud.

[Captain Z]

Being endangered they would have died soon anyway.

[willy crossit]

make it eat a clock like on the telly

[canadagoose]

Taking revenge against an animal by killing 300 of them.

Proper vengeance. Now they'll learn!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-asia-44844367

Not the brightest, that mob. Do they think the crocodiles were conspiring against them?

[JesusAndYourBush]

Taking revenge against an animal by killing 300 of them.

Proper vengeance. Now they'll learn!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-asia-44844367

Until I clicked the link I assumed a crocodile had killed 300 of (some other animal).

[Brian Freeze]

Handbags at dawn.

[BlodwynPig]

Crocs should go on rampage

[Tombola]

We'll break their backs,
Gouge out their eyes,
Their evil hearts
We'll pulverize.

[Sherman Krank]

Hopefully Elon Musk will show up and offer to build some new crocodiles out of old rocket parts.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

This happened when there was an accident at a saw mill, and some Indonesians went out and burned 300 saw mills to the ground.

[mothman]

"thought to have been killed by." Meaning one of the leaders of the luggage lynch mob actually killed him and found a nice way to divert attention.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Being endangered they would have died soon anyway.

And yet they are biologically immortal.

[Gregory Torso]

Protected species are getting a bit too smug, I think. They need a killing every once in a while, otherwise it's just like, a komodo dragon eats a child and then when the dad comes to kill it, the komodo's going "protected!" and the dad says "bah".

Mind you, I did notice those crocodiles are pretty small. I'd like to see some villagers take on a herd of great white sharks when one of their mates goes missing while swimming.
"No, he wasn't eaten by sharks, he was eaten by eels, small eels. DEATH TO ALL SMALL EELS"
"Do eels have teeth?"
"Don't think so."
"Definitely death to all eels, then."

[Sebastian Cobb]

Eels essentially have teeth running all the way down them and if you managed to get one stuck on your finger or your arm or your dick and tried to remove it'd have your skin away through a process called 'de-gloving'.

[Gregory Torso]

I'll try to remember that if I ever feel the need to stick my dick in an eel, go up the arse.

[colacentral]

Not normally the war-mongering sort, wouldn't go to war over a 9/11 or anything like that, but I'd be well up for a war with Indonesia over the crocodile killings.

[littlenell]

This happened when there was an accident at a saw mill, and some Indonesians went out and burned 300 saw mills to the ground.

Crockets.

Rocket parts, and potatoes? Croquettes.

Sorry, I meant to quote another post. It's all meant to be though, because Id skimmed past your reply previously, and now Ive read it properly, Im pleasantly amused.

[Kryton]

I only hope one of the villagers made a joke like, 'I tried playing poker with those crocodiles, but lost every hand'. (When they were killing 300 or so crocodiles). Or at least, 'see ya later Alligator', before pummeling their heads in with spades, rocks and scythes with a mob-like ferocity.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's like stubbing your toe and then going ARRRRGGGH KIN HATE LEGS HATE ALL LEGS ARRRRGHH HAVE SOME OF THIS then sawing your own legs off and other people's legs off a bit like the film Saw but the challenge is actually to not Saw your leg off to win.

Come on, it is loads like that.

[ZoyzaSorris]

Indonesians (especially javan colonists like these) seem to be some of the most pig ignorant, violent, environmentally destructive idiots on the planet. Sooner a tsunami or mutated orang utan virus wipes the lot of them out the better for everyone, not least the wildlife of SE Asia.

(Of course the causes of this nation of unpleasant fucktards are thoroughly explored in various recent films and books - namely a decades long superlatively corrupt western-backed dictatorship built on the back of archipelago-wide ethnic and religious supremacist massacres that have never been officially acknowledged)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's true they are inferior sub-humans who should be quite literally, pulped.

[Replies From View]

These are the kind of people you'd find setting fire to all their old coursework after finishing school.  YOU MIGHT NEED IT IN THE FUTURE TO TRIGGER FEELINGS OF NOSTALGIA YOU IDIOTS.

All those crocodiles wasted.

[Replies From View]

Indonesians (especially javan colonists like these) seem to be some of the most pig ignorant, violent, environmentally destructive idiots on the planet. Sooner a tsunami or mutated orang utan virus wipes the lot of them out the better for everyone, not least the wildlife of SE Asia.

(Of course the causes of this nation of unpleasant fucktards are thoroughly explored in various recent films and books - namely a decades long superlatively corrupt western-backed dictatorship built on the back of archipelago-wide ethnic and religious supremacist massacres that have never been officially acknowledged)

Funny though.