Small, unusual container...ideas please.

[littlenell]

This year I'm thinking of entering a few of the competition classes at the annual summer show.

I like the idea of creating 'an arrangement of flowers in a small, unusual container, no bigger than a 10cm cube.'

I'm assuming that's the size of container, without the flowers.

So, before I look at Pinterest, Id be grateful for any suggestions regarding an amusing, interesting container for an arrangement of (any) flowers. It should be no bigger than a Rubiks cube.

If I choose your idea, and win 1st prize with it, I'll donate the £10 prize to your charity choice.

[Dex Sawash]

Skull of a wombat

[Malcy]

What about a container made of something usually dangerous or inhospitable to life. To show that life always prevails or something like that.

[Captain Z]

An empty tub of vaseline, with the 'line' scribbled out.

[Funcrusher]

Novichok bottle.

[littlenell]

So far, all brilliant replies!

[Chairman Bodog]

Spurting willy headed finger

[Malcy]

An empty tub of vaseline, with the 'line' scribbled out.

That's really good.

[Chairman Bodog]

Give the cash to old dogs.



Beaut

[Urinal Cake]

Is this better than dog showing or jam making?

I'd say a scone.

[mothman]

Why not go totally literal, and dismantle a Rubik's Cube, then reassemble the pieces - without the central armature, and missing one top middle square to put the flowers in; glue all the pieces together really well so they can hold water.

[Sherman Krank]

I just tweeted your inquiry to 'saviour of humanity' Elon Musk and when he was done calling me a pedo he suggested you could build your own container out of old rocket parts.

Hope that helps.

[pancreas]

This is what happens when people get older. They enter fucking competitions. First, my aunt enters a dog show, and then we get the OP.

It'll happen to us all eventually. When it happens to me, I've decided I will enter the Runcorn Sharting Competition. That's a competition for serious people.

[Kryton]

A finger. Nobody has ever done that before, I reckon.

[Hecate]

A pill bottle, the prescription label is made out to "Mrs M. Nature"
but get this ... the pills are suppositories called "The Man".
Themanoxotine, or something, we can workshop it.
"To be taken anally, once a day, with food"

Or maybe a tiny coffin with "The Man" written on the side, and then "Mrs M. Nature" written in graffiti over the top of it.

[steve98]

Half a Kinder egg, streaked with shit from where you've been packin' it.

[willpurry]

A box that used to have maths in it.

[New Jack]

Half a Kinder egg, streaked with shit from where you've been packin' it.

Sounds like my primary use for Kinder Eggs with an element of international travel!

[Sebastian Cobb]

A coffin made for a rodent.

[Replies From View]

Put your penis in it lol

[New Jack]

Put your penis in it lol

Depends if his penis is bigger than a 10cm cube

Not problem I have, though sadly not confined to merely one axis

[Replies From View]

Depends if his penis is bigger than a 10cm cube

Not a problem I have, though sadly not confined to merely one axis

I will need to measure mine to be sure.

[New Jack]

I will need to measure mine to be sure.

Measure it properly. Height, width, depth, and time

[Icehaven]

[Hobo With A Shit Pun]

A coffin made for a rodent.

Or for reasons unknown...

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/edinburghs-mysterious-miniature-coffins-22371426/

[Johnny Yesno]

That's really good.

Personally, I think it crosses a line.

[Emotional Support Peacock]

A cast of a child's hand.

A half used bog roll.

The anus of a hamster taxidermied doing a handstand on a picture of Richard Gere.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Monkey paw.

[Emotional Support Peacock]

A egg.

[New Jack]

Lop the bonce off a Hulk Hogan action figure