Mandela Day

[Fambo Number Mive]

Today marks 100 years since the birth of Nelson Mandela, who fought apartheid in South Africa.

[Norton Canes]

Or did he?

[David Pielingtonburygrot]

Today marks 100 years since the birth of Nelson Mandela, who fought apartheid in South Africa.

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[monolith]

Shame that the country has nose dived since he left office.

[phantom_power]

Simple Minds wonders why this isn't in the music forum

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Today marks 100 years since the birth of Nelson Mandela, who fought apartheid in South Africa.

Did he do it as a new born baby

[Butchers Blind]

False memory

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Also worth pointing out that despite efforts by the liberal media to gloss over the facts, Winnie Mandela used to regularly win at things like football coupons and those "spot the ball to win a lamborghini!" stands you see in Gatwick.  Hence her name Winnie.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

. double post

[Funcrusher]

T-shirts or badges with the slogan 'Hang Mandela' worn by young tories and FCS members in the eighties who are now respectable members of the political class are a total figment of the imagination and totally didn't exist ever and no photographic evidence of them has been carefully discarded because they didn't exist.

[biggytitbo]

I could have swore he was still alive.

[Captain Z]

I swear he turned 100 a few years ago? They named a block of flats after him and stuff?

[biggytitbo]

Apparently its Nelson Mandela too, not Berenstain Mandela as I always thought. Weird.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Sky News reporting that as a mark of respect for the great man, a giant black penis is to be vertically projected onto Nelson's column today.

[BlodwynPig]

met him next to a tombola at a country fair...rude fucker

[Shit Good Nose]

I saw him in the Aldi queue once and all he had was a pint of milk, so I said he could go in front of me as I had nearly a full shop.  Then, quick as a flash, he beckons over Winnie, and she's got a trolley so full it's about to topple over.  It was too late by then, though, my kind offer had already been snapped up.

Cunts.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

didn't realise Aldi had a branch in Soweto?

[thenoise]

I liked those adult colouring books that he made.

[Shit Good Nose]

didn't realise Aldi had a branch in Soweto?

Yeah, but it's only a "reduced stock" store.  That means they don't always have all of the weekly specials.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Yeah, but it's only a "reduced stock" store.  That means they don't always have all of the weekly specials.

Can't imagine having to pay near retail for hard disk drives and garden shears.  Life in South Africa must suck.