Ball, Ball, Ball - Footy, Footy, Footy: 2018/2019

[bgmnts]

Stumbled upon this today randomly, it's fucking brilliant. Clough - the bastard - is a master.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTiIdbDBmZc


Can you even imagine something like this happening now?

[DrGreggles]

Ah, early kick offs in the CL is it?

I now declare this a good thing.
Just watched the belting Shaktar v Hoffenheim match and there's no way I normally would have.

[DrGreggles]

Ronald sent off!

[DrGreggles]

Man City 2 down at home!

[chveik]

Man City 2 down at home!

Wonderful game so far

[bgmnts]

Stuck a quid on a City 4-2 win but never thought Lyon would nab two goals even against a Guardiola defence.

[DrGreggles]

Nearly 3!

[finnquark]

Must say, the Etihad is sounding particularly atmospheric tonight on the radio.

[DrGreggles]

Lost 5 of their last 6 CL games now.

[jobotic]

Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan, your slave labourers took one hell of a flogging.

And your football team  lost.

[BlodwynPig]

And Lyon have been shite in the league as well.

[bgmnts]

I've lost over 125 quid on thw football tbe past few days of European football.

My travel ambitions are not looking great now. Fuck football.

[BlodwynPig]

I've lost over 125 quid on thw football tbe past few days of European football.

My travel ambitions are not looking great now. Fuck football.

You never learn. My bookies are taking bets on your bets now. Infamy

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Ronald sent off!

Ronalado has red card? Is possible. Ronalado still best in world.

[bgmnts]

You never learn. My bookies are taking bets on your bets now. Infamy

Profiting on my suffering? Breaking the bookmaker's code.

[boki]

Ronalado has red card? Is possible. Ronalado still best in world.

Ronalado shower first.

[Hanslow]

Anyone willing to admit they like football in this part of the internet?

Every post I've read here seems awfully cynical and aloof.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Anyone willing to admit they like football in this part of the internet?

Every post I've read here seems awfully cynical and aloof.

Yes, though it's not like there's anywhere on this forum that isn't cynical and aloof.

[DrGreggles]

Anyone willing to admit they like football in this part of the internet?

Every post I've read here seems awfully cynical and aloof.

There are positive posts on this very page.

[jobotic]

I think most people on here go to football don't they? Albeit very rarely for me but I put the hours in years back.

It is something that invites cynicism though, isn't it?

[drummersaredeaf]

I have a season ticket at Stoke. I've hated football for about three years.

[The Boston Crab]

Ronalado shower first.

Bravo, champ.

[Rolf Lundgren]

It's the event of the year - the FIFA Football Awards! Football's answer to An Audience With.... Already we've seen Noel Gallagher leaning shoulder to shoulder with Didier Drogba.

Idris Elba's hosting again and making the kind of jokes that even Eurovision script writers would shy away from.

[Rolf Lundgren]

Now Idris has mispronounced Ferenc Puskas' name, time to write to Points of View.

Noel Gallagher's digs about Liverpool going down as well as you would expect in a room of people who don't know what the fuck he's talking about.

[holyzombiejesus]

I have a season ticket at Stoke. I've hated football for about three years.

Only 3 years? Most sensible people have hated watching Stoke for decades now.

[The Boston Crab]

When are Everton going to kick into gear and wallop someone?

January, or when they buy a fast striker or play Richi up front.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Haha bad men lose

[Chollis]

That was funny.

Poggers and Mou being besties in Carrington today:

https://mobile.twitter.com/utdxtra/status/1044905480508919808

[bgmnts]

Its funny watching United lose to a shit team but seeing Fat Frank do well is a bastard.

[drummersaredeaf]

Only 3 years? Most sensible people have hated watching Stoke for decades now.

There was a vaguely masochistic appeal for a time. Going back 12-15 years there was fun to be had in rocking up hungover and having half a stand to pick a seat from, which I'm sad to say isn't really an option for your lot. Good work at the weekend though.

Being a comedy and Vale fan, you should be getting great joy from listening to Gary Rowntrees gruffly shout his way through a slow breakdown at 1730 every Saturday anyway. There's still time for him to come out with some top drawer I'm Brendan Rogers type material as the board don't seem in any rush to sack him. Maybe "There's no 'mate' in 'team'". Maybe phoning up to Praise and Grumble in defence of himself while doing a woman's voice. We're nowhere near promotion so we might as well ride it out for laughs.