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Words Teenagers use these days when buying contraception.

Started by Bazooka, August 10, 2018, 10:26:08 AM

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Bazooka

You are probably like me and like to eaves drop on the slang used by today's teenagers when buying condoms etc; the obvious ones:

"A box of shuttle cocks please barman"

"Half a pound of your best potato skins please shopkeeper"

" *Nervous voice* Hello bossman, got any of Colin's finest in the back there? I'll need the heavy duty sort please."

"11 Pythons revenge , cheers,  do you accept cheques?"

New Jack


Cuellar

"Alright sir, eight for the Gaffney? No? How about ten then hahaha only kidding"

Hobo With A Shit Pun


New Jack

Packet of cockwallets plz mate

Extra super duper baggy


Pingers


Bhazor



New Jack


Bhazor

"Pump hot cum into my minge.... NAWWWWWWT!!!!!!" sold in 6 packs with a pack of dib dabs on the side.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Shit-Ons, eight of them

We don't have them in packets of 8, sir

ERR EXCUSE ME WHO IS THE CUSTOMER

QDRPHNC



buttgammon

"Fifteen pepperami wrappers please. That's a pack of sixteen and keep one for yourself - call it a tip."

Ferris



Shoulders?-Stomach!




Gregory Torso

Cum Stoppers UK
Sinners Raincoats
Mrs Mangel's Ear Muffs

Clownbaby



Ferris




rue the polywhirl

A packet of condos, please.

Some miniature bin liners?

A see-through burka for my lad?

I need some Anti-Kanes to stop my striker from scoring all over the pitch.


flotemysost

Gamete Guzzlers

Brand slogan: Meatuses Before Foetuses


manticore

Quote from: flotemysost on August 12, 2018, 12:14:37 AM
Gamete Guzzlers

Brand slogan: Meatuses Before Foetuses

Those are both beautiful and should be used, though I did have to google:

Quotemeatus
mɪˈeɪtəs/
nounAnatomy
plural noun: meatuses

    a passage or opening leading to the interior of the body.
    "the urethral meatus"


Pingers

"Some Japs eye patches please mate. Hang on, is that racist?"