What's your fee?

popcorn · August 18, 2018, 03:42:24 AM

Big BNP sign in front of your house.

What's your fee?

Ferris · August 18, 2018, 03:59:00 AM

2 pork pies plus personal appearance from prince Phillip.

New Jack · August 18, 2018, 09:49:58 AM

Solace and a currant bun

PlanktonSideburns · August 18, 2018, 10:02:45 AM

2.99 per square inch

Dex Sawash · August 18, 2018, 06:28:28 PM

£3 Halfords

chveik · August 18, 2018, 08:24:38 PM

the last U2 album

New Jack · August 18, 2018, 08:28:09 PM

More than you can afford; less than you need.

Glebe · August 18, 2018, 09:19:34 PM

£1.49, OR NO OFFER.

Lemming · August 19, 2018, 02:54:06 PM

No fee required, because I do it out of GREAT BRITISH DUTY. In fact, I'll pay them to put it up

Shoulders?-Stomach! · August 19, 2018, 08:55:51 PM

How long for?

An hour - £1000
A day - £80,000
A week - £3 million

Bhazor · August 19, 2018, 10:58:32 PM

5 minutes with Nigel Farage and no questions asked.

popcorn · August 20, 2018, 07:00:12 AM

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on August 19, 2018, 08:55:51 PM
How long for?

An hour - £1000
A day - £80,000
A week - £3 million

Strange scaling there. Like selling one can of coke for £1 or 6 for £10.

Pingers · August 20, 2018, 06:27:36 PM

Tommy Robinson's house keys and a silenced revolver seems fair.

New Jack · August 20, 2018, 06:28:36 PM

Upped my price, it's now:

the
lot.

willpurry · August 20, 2018, 07:08:24 PM

seepage · August 21, 2018, 08:43:19 AM

Quote from: popcorn on August 20, 2018, 07:00:12 AM
Strange scaling there. Like selling one can of coke for £1 or 6 for £10.

'cos the shame would go up exponentially?