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Trump number 8

Started by Fambo Number Mive, August 23, 2018, 08:19:52 AM

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Will Trump be re-elected in 2020?

Yes because we're all fucked now
21 (38.2%)
Aye, probably
14 (25.5%)
No because Trump will eventually trip himself up
0 (0%)
No because the Democrats will triumph
2 (3.6%)
I HEAR YOU'RE A RACIST NOW FATHER
4 (7.3%)
Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy and Stuart Sutcliffe
1 (1.8%)
It's all pointless - like bringing a knife to a gun party (Sandford, 18/06/16)
0 (0%)
Rode slipshod over all dumbshits, he were curious orange
1 (1.8%)
Search for "Goatse" increased by 600% since election outcome
2 (3.6%)
Pee Tape emerges with no real impact other than increased awareness of prostate check
0 (0%)
Trump steps down, Pence rises like a greying Ken doll found in a sewer full of pig fat
0 (0%)
In the episode, Captain Kirk stands trial on charges of negligence after a crewman fakes his own death.
0 (0%)
Imagine the size of his balls
0 (0%)
Obama emerges from the void screaming PULL YOUR PANTS UP, DAD'S HOME
0 (0%)
Not as good as The Wire
1 (1.8%)
Raoul Moat
3 (5.5%)
PLEASE GAS THIS WHITEHOUSE OF CUNTS
2 (3.6%)
Sauron falls through the bar
0 (0%)
As predicted by Frank T. J. Mackie
0 (0%)
Carry On Up The Arse
2 (3.6%)
The Mueller-Lite Effect
0 (0%)
The Further Adventures of Snow White Supremacist and the Fifteen Stupid Twats
0 (0%)
Trump re-elected as man plays Bela Lugosi's Dead on a tuba made of smegma
1 (1.8%)
#NotAllFAtStupidYanks
0 (0%)
I had a fat stupid yank in me car once, made a right fuckin mess
1 (1.8%)

Total Members Voted: 55

phantom_power

How can he not stand and behave like a normal human being?

Sadly buying lunch is the most compassionate gesture he'll ever do whilst in office.

Cuellar

It's like Being There starring Legend Gary.

He is the first Legend president.

I like a crafty McDonald's as much as the next man who likes nasty, cheap junk food, but imagine how dried out and cold that lot would have been by the time anyone got to eat it. And he's feeding it to athletes.

Urinal Cake

He's basically a 5 year old. Friends coming over? Let's get McDonalds for everyone!



Head Gardener


jobotic

Seen the clip? They look like they're having a great time.

They deserve it though for not calling themselves the Clemson Fandangos.

Spoon of Ploff


Blue Jam

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on January 15, 2019, 12:49:40 PM
I like a crafty McDonald's as much as the next man who likes nasty, cheap junk food, but imagine how dried out and cold that lot would have been by the time anyone got to eat it. And he's feeding it to athletes.

Imagine the stench of it all as well.

Head Gardener


Butchers Blind

In the clip online he keeps making the point its 'good food'.  He's serving lukewarm fast food, FFS!  Everyone knows the shelf life of this stuff is about 10 minutes.

He sure knows how to entertain guests.

Imagine eating those fries, though. Just imagine them. Sat in those bowls for all that time, cold and soggy. With your dry, cold burger, bun flattened and disintegrated to fuckery, the cheese slice now a solid mass, dried out at the edges. All washed down with a tepid, watery Coke.

Blue Jam

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on January 15, 2019, 04:23:24 PM
Imagine eating those fries, though. Just imagine them. Sat in those bowls for all that time, cold and soggy. With your dry, cold burger, bun flattened and disintegrated to fuckery, the cheese slice now a solid mass, dried out at the edges. All washed down with a tepid, watery Coke.

It sounds like the sort of thing the Queen would love to make her guests do, just because she can. I bet the Cunt of Death is well jel of Trump right now.

Blue Jam

I'd rather eat Nancy Pelosi's roses.

Blumf

Hey, Trump didn't order from Chick-fil-A, proving who the real progressive is!

Democrats pwned!!!

Dex Sawash

Could've got Nando's. There's one over around 17th

Butchers Blind

Quote from: Dex Sawash on January 15, 2019, 04:59:53 PM
Could've got Nando's. There's one over around 17th

Cunt's got a kitchen in the next room.

Alberon

Quote from: Butchers Blind on January 15, 2019, 05:23:17 PM
Cunt's got a kitchen in the next room.

Yeah, but no one to staff it as some dumb cunt threw a strop and closed the government down because he couldn't get any money for his stupid wall.

Blumf

Quote from: Butchers Blind on January 15, 2019, 05:23:17 PM
Cunt's got a kitchen in the next room.

I wonder what dishes he could prepare himself, given a stocked kitchen.

Pop-Tarts, maybe?

Alberon

It'd be like Ted and Dougal trying to make a cup of tea.

Butchers Blind

Quote from: Blumf on January 15, 2019, 05:41:28 PM
I wonder what dishes he could prepare himself, given a stocked kitchen.

Pop-Tarts, maybe?

Salted raw eggs and smashed banana.

Blue Jam


petril

Quote from: Alberon on January 15, 2019, 05:32:38 PM
Yeah, but no one to staff it as some dumb cunt threw a strop and closed the government down because he couldn't get any money for his stupid wall.

plus he's probably sacked three kitchen's worth of staff by now with his every day tantrums

urgh, Trump is fucking disgusting

QuoteObama takes everyone's orders at the White House and goes on Burger & Fries expedition

LEGEND BARRY
<masturbates>

Ferris

Hi, can we have burgers?
Yes, write down your orders and I'll go get them for you.

Vs

Welcome to my house for the dinner I've invited you to - I've unintentionally sacked my chef and catering staff through gross incompetence, but not to worry - I bought a shitload of burgers, many of which are still warm. There they are. I paid for this $100 worth of shite myself, by the way. Aren't I great?

Low effort troll, but 2/10 for getting a response from me.

jobotic

Obama fans? DEY IS ALL QUEERZ

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on January 15, 2019, 08:05:00 PM
Hi, can we have burgers?
Yes, write down your orders and I'll go get them for you.

Vs

Welcome to my house for the dinner I've invited you to - I've unintentionally sacked my chef and catering staff through gross incompetence, but not to worry - I bought a shitload of burgers, many of which are still warm. There they are. I paid for this $100 worth of shite myself, by the way. Aren't I great?

Low effort troll, but 2/10 for getting a response from me.

LEGEND BARRY

Ferris

Quote from: Paulie Walnuts on January 15, 2019, 08:54:01 PM
LEGEND BARRY

I've seen your earlier stuff on CaB. Come on, you can do better than this.

Phil_A

Trump's approval ratings in his key demo are plummeting as a result of the shutdown.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-approval-rating-opinion-poll-white-americans-degree-government-shutdown-quinnipiac-cnn-a8730126.html

Turns out you don't have to hatch elaborate plans to destroy Trump, as he will just do it himself. Like a dog that's so full of brainworms it eventually just bites it's own leg off.

mothman