Author Topic: The wankest film idea ever conceived? Danny Boyle's Ed Sheeran Beatles thing  (Read 16683 times)

My parents went to see this and loved it. I cant wait to check it out and feel the disconnect deepen.

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Saw it last Friday.

Typical British/Richard Curtis "comedy" that isn't actually very funny.  That's not so say "unfunny comedy", but LOOOOOOONG stretches where it's basically a dramatic romance.

Ed Sheeran cannot act.  At all.

Kate McKinnon is, once again, by far the worst thing in it, even worse than Sheeran.  I REALLY don't get why everyone loves her so much. 

Best thing about it is Sanjeev Bhaskar, who walks away with all of the funniest moments in the film, including an absolute belter about sandwiches, which had me in stitches for most of the subsequent few minutes to the point where I missed most of the dialogue.

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She's got a pickle to rye?

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Cheese Cheese Me

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I Want to Hold Your Ham

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All You Need is Club (Sandwiches)

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And Your Bird Can Single Cheese Slice

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Can it be sandwich components? I’ve got loads of em:


I’ll Follow The Bun
Everybody’s Trying to Be My Bagel
Run For Your Loaf

BlodwynPig

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Yellow sub marinade

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Yellow Submarine Sandwich
She Came in Through the Sandwich Shop Window
Mean Mr Mustard

Cuellar

  • She was having sly love with a midnight creeper
Mother (can I have a sandwich)

Lennon beat women on rye bread.

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All of these are much funnier than most of the film.


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A Day in the Loaf.

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Baby You're a Ritz Cracker (Man)
In My Loaf
I Should Have Used Butter

A Lard Day's Night.

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Blue cheese in the pie with almonds.

Not a sandwich, but best I can do at the mo.  I thought it was going quite well until almonds.

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Back in the BLT
The White Bread Album
Jam on the Bun (I assume it ends with him ripping off solo Beatles stuff)

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#9 Sandwich

Golden E. Pump

  • Basically Morris Day.
Get Back (In the Kitchen and Make Me a Sandwich)
The Long and Winding Road (To the Local Tesco Express, Where I'd Like to Buy a Sandwich)
I Wanna Hold Your Hand (And Steal the Fucking Sandwich You're Eating)
Here Comes the Sun (Better Pack Up Some Sandwiches, It's Beach Weather)
Octopus's Garden (Sounds Like a Good Name for a Sandwich Shop)
I am the Walrus (You Are the Sandwich)
Eleanor Rigby (Used to Own a Sandwich Shop, Until Brexit Turned It Into a Greggs)

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Obladi Obladough

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Get Bap.

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Yeasterday

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Getting Butter

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I Should Have Known Butter

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Fixing a Sandwich

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For You Blue (Cheese)

icehaven

  • I will be in the bar, with my head on the bar
Hey Food

Strawberry Jam Forever

We Can Pork It Out

thecuriousorange

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My Sweet Lord Sandwich

Seargant's peppered-lovely-hearty-club-sandwich van




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