Author Topic: The wankest film idea ever conceived? Danny Boyle's Ed Sheeran Beatles thing (Read 18367 times)

Piggyoioi · « **Reply #390 on:** July 16, 2019, 10:50:09 PM »

My parents went to see this and loved it. I cant wait to check it out and feel the disconnect deepen.

Shit Good Nose · « **Reply #391 on:** July 22, 2019, 12:31:21 PM »

Saw it last Friday.

Typical British/Richard Curtis "comedy" that isn't actually very funny. That's not so say "unfunny comedy", but LOOOOOOONG stretches where it's basically a dramatic romance.

Ed Sheeran cannot act. At all.

Kate McKinnon is, once again, by far the worst thing in it, even worse than Sheeran. I REALLY don't get why everyone loves her so much.

Best thing about it is Sanjeev Bhaskar, who walks away with all of the funniest moments in the film, including an absolute belter about sandwiches, which had me in stitches for most of the subsequent few minutes to the point where I missed most of the dialogue.

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #392 on:** July 22, 2019, 12:48:23 PM »

She's got a pickle to rye?

Lordofthefiles · « **Reply #393 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:49:21 PM »

Cheese Cheese Me

Lordofthefiles · « **Reply #394 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:50:13 PM »

I Want to Hold Your Ham

FerriswheelBueller · « **Reply #395 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:50:54 PM »

All You Need is Club (Sandwiches)

Lordofthefiles · « **Reply #396 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:56:21 PM »

And Your Bird Can Single Cheese Slice

Lordofthefiles · « **Reply #397 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:57:42 PM »

Can it be sandwich components? I’ve got loads of em:

I’ll Follow The Bun
Everybody’s Trying to Be My Bagel
Run For Your Loaf

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #398 on:** July 22, 2019, 02:12:03 PM »

Yellow sub marinade

Bad Ambassador · « **Reply #399 on:** July 22, 2019, 02:13:37 PM »

Yellow Submarine Sandwich
She Came in Through the Sandwich Shop Window
Mean Mr Mustard

Cuellar · « **Reply #400 on:** July 22, 2019, 02:14:55 PM »

Mother (can I have a sandwich)

bgmnts · « **Reply #401 on:** July 22, 2019, 02:15:35 PM »

Lennon beat women on rye bread.

Shit Good Nose · « **Reply #402 on:** July 22, 2019, 02:19:30 PM »

All of these are much funnier than most of the film.

mothman · « **Reply #403 on:** July 22, 2019, 05:55:39 PM »

A Day in the Loaf.

kalowski · « **Reply #404 on:** July 22, 2019, 06:42:24 PM »

Baby You're a Ritz Cracker (Man)
In My Loaf
I Should Have Used Butter

Gulftastic · « **Reply #405 on:** July 22, 2019, 08:18:00 PM »

A Lard Day's Night.

Shit Good Nose · « **Reply #406 on:** July 22, 2019, 08:40:09 PM »

Blue cheese in the pie with almonds.

Not a sandwich, but best I can do at the mo. I thought it was going quite well until almonds.

thecuriousorange · « **Reply #407 on:** July 22, 2019, 08:54:00 PM »

Back in the BLT
The White Bread Album
Jam on the Bun (I assume it ends with him ripping off solo Beatles stuff)

Bad Ambassador · « **Reply #408 on:** July 22, 2019, 09:47:11 PM »

#9 Sandwich

Golden E. Pump · « **Reply #409 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:18:50 AM »

Get Back (In the Kitchen and Make Me a Sandwich)
The Long and Winding Road (To the Local Tesco Express, Where I'd Like to Buy a Sandwich)
I Wanna Hold Your Hand (And Steal the Fucking Sandwich You're Eating)
Here Comes the Sun (Better Pack Up Some Sandwiches, It's Beach Weather)
Octopus's Garden (Sounds Like a Good Name for a Sandwich Shop)
I am the Walrus (You Are the Sandwich)
Eleanor Rigby (Used to Own a Sandwich Shop, Until Brexit Turned It Into a Greggs)

Captain Z · « **Reply #410 on:** July 23, 2019, 01:14:35 PM »

Obladi Obladough

Bad Ambassador · « **Reply #411 on:** July 23, 2019, 01:55:34 PM »

Get Bap.

Shit Good Nose · « **Reply #412 on:** July 23, 2019, 02:05:35 PM »

Yeasterday

thecuriousorange · « **Reply #413 on:** July 23, 2019, 02:22:03 PM »

Getting Butter

Shit Good Nose · « **Reply #414 on:** July 23, 2019, 02:25:38 PM »

I Should Have Known Butter

Shit Good Nose · « **Reply #415 on:** July 23, 2019, 02:28:31 PM »

Fixing a Sandwich

Shit Good Nose · « **Reply #416 on:** July 23, 2019, 02:31:16 PM »

For You Blue (Cheese)

icehaven · « **Reply #417 on:** July 23, 2019, 02:39:27 PM »

Hey Food

Strawberry Jam Forever

We Can Pork It Out

thecuriousorange · « **Reply #418 on:** July 23, 2019, 02:42:29 PM »

My Sweet Lord Sandwich

Seargant's peppered-lovely-hearty-club-sandwich van

Angrew Lloyg Wegger · « **Reply #419 on:** July 23, 2019, 04:08:50 PM »

Sexy Sourdough

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