You reckon anyones ever shoved an Oscar trophy up 'em?

[Bhazor]

I mean do you?



I mean you would though wouldn't you? To show off at a party or something.



Nice and nobbly, good wide base to stop you losing it up there.



Fuck it. Post.

[goinggoinggone]

I remember on Hollywood Unzipped when Graham Norton was still with Channel 4, he interviewed a hooker who had an encounter with Jack Nicholson, where he went down on her with his Oscar.  I wonder what Oscar it was... it had to be As Good as it Gets.

[Lord Mandrake]

The head's obviously not an issue but the shoulders must be what 3.5inches, that could be an issue for a dry arsehole Clive. 

[Bhazor]

Well if you wanted a challenge you could go for an Emmy.

[Egyptian Feast]

I once read in a Popbitch newsletter that one famous actress  enjoyed using hers to "warm herself up for each of her many conquests" (or something along those lines). They didn't say who, but from the clues given I guessed it as someone whose first name rhymes with Hilda...

[Endicott]

Well if you wanted a challenge you could go for an Emmy.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Almost certainly. I'd be more surprised if nobody had.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

In the wake of #metoo, I'd be surprised if most of them were consensual.

I once read in a Popbitch newsletter that one famous actress  enjoyed using hers to "warm herself up for each of her many conquests" (or something along those lines). They didn't say who, but from the clues given I guessed it as someone whose first name rhymes with Hilda...

Dilda.

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The head's obviously not an issue but the shoulders must be what 3.5inches, that could be an issue for a dry arsehole Clive.

Don't worry, they can push a Real Ghostbusters Fright Features action figure in sideways.

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Almost certainly. I'd be more surprised if nobody had.

Same goes with BAFTAs.

"It's a life-sized metal face, of course it has been right up my cunt."

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Definite external

Definite oral

Realistic chance of an internal or three over the years

Possible anal

Oh wait sorry, I thought we were rating what we would do to Oscar winners in chronological order

I don't care about this thread anymore.

[monolith]

There's no way I wouldn't at least put the head inside me.

[Uncle TechTip]

Same goes with BAFTAs.

"It's a life-sized metal face, of course it has been right up my cunt."

Based on my survey results, a massive 88% of people who had held up a BAFTA to their face to look through the open eye ALSO closed their other eye. What for? Just a waste of energy.

[Bhazor]

Imagine Peter Jackson. Eleven in one night.

Kate Blanchett hammering one home into Hugo Weaving with the heel of her palm. Elijah Wood and the other one frotting theirs together. Peter Jackson sitting on his and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking and wanking

[Absorb the anus burn]

Lionel Richie.



Right up him.... Plinth first apparently.

The original video for Hello didn't actually feature a blind girl, but showed Richie naked, smeared in baby oil, pushing an inverted oscar up his arse.

[greenman]

Crowe following Rod Laver is I believe the only one to hold a "grand slam"...

[Better Midlands]

There's no way I wouldn't at least put the head inside me.

The Mormons (who don't have sex before marrige) do that as as a "cheat".

It's known as soaking.

[Better Midlands]

Lionel Richie.



The original video for Hello didn't actually feature a blind girl, but showed Richie naked, smeared in baby oil, pushing an inverted oscar up his arse.

Oh, what a feeling!

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

A delighted Charlie Chaplin pictured mere moments after producing both of these bad boys from his wizened old funnel.

[surreal]

Jennifer Lawrence, definitely

[Bad Ambassador]

I'd just managed to forget that Jennifer Lawrence had an Oscar. Thanks a bunch.

[Bhazor]

[SteveDave]

Crowe following Rod Laver is I believe the only one to hold a "grand slam"...

The young(er) Benicio Del Toro could play Elon Musk. With an Oscar up his arse to get that pinched face look all the time.

[surreal]

I'd just managed to forget that Jennifer Lawrence had an Oscar. Thanks a bunch.

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