I've got something to tell you.

[Glebe]

I currently have my glans trapped in a fridge.

[BlodwynPig]

Free glans!

[pancreas]

Is there anyone to whom you can turn?

I suppose any sort of turning must be difficult right now.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Well, first of all, I appreciate your honesty about this glebe.

I hope you can come to accept that you essentially have a fridge instead of a nob now

All the best

Ian Tindale

[Fishfinger]

I'm sorry, but it's poor form to trap it in your fridge. Much better to pop a jar over it, slip a bit of paper underneath, then gently release it into the wild.

[hamfist]

the fridge is the right place to keep your baby bell

[Mr Eggs]

I currently have my glans trapped in a fridge.

Hello. As someone who identifies as a BEKO BRAND FROSTY, I find this really fucking arousing.

Do you want me to upstat to 7 to give your glans a frosting?

[Glebe]

Hello. As someone who identifies as a BEKO BRAND FROSTY, I find this really fucking arousing.

Do you want me to upstat to 7 to give your glans a frosting?

No thanks, I use Smeg exclusively and wouldn't be seen in public with a bloody Beko fridge, how common!

Ooh, me nuts are starting to chafe!