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Comfortably Numb: The thread of non-feelings.

Started by Glebe, September 05, 2018, 07:15:45 AM

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Glebe

You get your arm ripped off by a lion, but feel nothing as you are a flipping android.

A huge wodge of smack drugs makes you feel nowt. Not a sausage.

You lie in bed after a long shift, staring blankly at the ceiling. Strangely, you don't even feel 'tired' as such. Not even arsed grabbing a cuppa.

You stare at a hedgehog in the bag garden. It's snuffling around, but you have no reaction. You feel nothing either way.




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Glebe

Quote from: the on September 05, 2018, 10:16:25 AMZero-Hours Eddie: Deprogrammed Terminator

James Cameron leaves thread going "Hmm..."

BlodwynPig

A 7 hour Gervais marathon atop beachy head sees you wander back to your reliant robin listlessly

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Those Palestinians are getting shot up again.

You recline on your inherited office ergonomic, and consider saving £4 on priority boarding.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

The shoebilled stork is being gassed by wrong chaps.

You load up "Fifa 2000" to look at their depiction of David Seaman.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

The consequence of DWP policy is bringing scores of families to depression and suicide.

Mmm, you know that scab from weeks back? It's cleared up! Never noticed. Never even noticed.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Gregory Torso

Two bodies squeaking together in the bother of reproduction. Get a little life going and give it a name. Might not work. Been at it for ages. Starting to hate the wallpaper that is peeling off in this room, what with all this fucking sweaty fucking going on.


Might have me tea in the garden; might go down to the pond and punch carp.

Sebastian Cobb

Spunk came out, but it might as well have not for all the good it did you.

Glebe

A jaws attacks you, but the water's so cold you can't feel nowt!

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Spoon of Ploff

Desolation and Euphoria had a baabee.

Didn't bother signing the card tho.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

See that love, all those poor boys drowned on that Kursk submarine!

"Suffocated love - suffocated."