'The film stars Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog...

[greenman]

Exactly.  It looks like a person wearing a Sonic themed onesie.

Maybe the climax is Ben Schwartz being revealed to be wearing Sonic's flayed skin?

[Twed]

When the first previews came out I thought the point was that it was a live action thing with Ben Schwarz in a costume.

[Mister Six]

When the first previews came out I thought the point was that it was a live action thing with Ben Schwarz in a costume.

Like he's a mentally ill man in a costume pretending to be Sonic? Actually, fuck, that would be amazing.

[Twed]

That would be good. But no, they released the poster and Sonic had big man legs and my brain assumed that the only possible reason for that was that they were working with the limitations of a man in a suit.

[idunnosomename]

I think they were trying so hard to make him look like a real hedgehog they forgot to make him look like Sonic the Hedgehog.

[Twed]

Truly it is humankind's folly.

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Even just pick a cliche music choice like "Don't Stop Me Now" or "Mr. Blue Sky," then it at least makes sense (hey there mr. blue) as opposed to actively making the film less appealing.

How about that one that goes


I'm blue ba deeble de darble doy
Ba darble dee, darble doy
Ba darble dee-darble doy

for about ten years

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Alright so I'm some kind of blue hedgehog thing
My main coat of hair is blue I have blue skin that you can't see underneath
The sky is blue
And so are a handful of other things

I'm blue ba deeble de darble doy
Ba darble dee, darble doy
Ba darble dee-darble doy

Ultimately I could be a blue dog it makes no difference
Also I run really fast
And collect holes that are suspended in thin air
And make a noise when I touch them

I'm blue ba deeble de darble doy
Ba darble dee, darble doy
Ba darble dee-darble doy

[Head Gardener]

[alan nagsworth]

Man, I keep coming back to this trailer and just gawping at it and cracking up with laughter. The tiny hands on that poor cunt, it's incredible.

[Clownbaby]

I feel like such a filthy hypocrite cause I've already arranged to see this with a large group of people just for a laugh but that's giving the film money and encouraging the cycle of shit movies

[St_Eddie]

I feel like such a filthy hypocrite cause I've already arranged to see this with a large group of people just for a laugh but that's giving the film money and encouraging the cycle of shit movies

You're worse than Hitler.  Okay, maybe not quite that bad but you're about on par with Goebbels.

[Mister Six]

I feel like such a filthy hypocrite cause I've already arranged to see this with a large group of people just for a laugh but that's giving the film money and encouraging the cycle of shit movies

Do what I do with stuff like this - go to a multiplex, buy a ticket for an indie film that needs the support, watch it then hang around and sneak into the screen for whatever bit of garbage you want to see for a laugh.

Might not be as practical if there's a bit bunch of you though.

[alan nagsworth]

Might not be as practical if there's a bit bunch of you though.

In this instance it's usually easier to hold the cinema hostage with weapons and do whatever you want for free. This also means you get to drink moonshine and smoke tabs in the theatre - the way Sonic was meant to be watched.

[Clownbaby]

I know let's make Sonic look like that backward fat hamster mess  from one of the shit Dr Seuss films.

Yet another thing Sonic looks more like than actual Sonic

[St_Eddie]

[alan nagsworth]

^ Nice.

[St_Eddie]

^ Nice.

Thanks.  I should have also put in John Lithgow's reaction to the new Sonic design...

I think we can all relate.

[Hey, Punk!]

Finally, the avatar for me.

[greenman]

I know let's make Sonic look like that backward fat hamster mess  from one of the shit Dr Seuss films.

Yet another thing Sonic looks more like than actual Sonic

That expression looks more like the realisation of a man who had been transformed into a hedgehog creature, maybe emitting an invasion of the bodysnatchers scream?

[Petey Pate]

Apologies in advance guys.



Credit to https://twitter.com/XCK3D/

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If the eye colours are blended how come their hair colours aren't?

[St_Eddie]

[GMTV]

Gangsters paradise as well. What in the fuck were they thinking.

Should've had sonic in full gangsta rap gear, big gold chain, boombox etc just to complete the look.

Actually is it supposed to be set in the 90's? Or is it just painfully dated?

[St_Eddie]

They've just announced that the release date has been moved back from November 8, 2019 to February 14, 2020.

"Just right".

Sure, they can fix the design of Sonic to some extent but in order to fix all of the other problems within that trailer, they've have to move the release date back to 2023 and start over with a new script and director.

[goinggoinggone]

They've given it the previous Bond release date...  pretty much signed it's death sentence releasing it on Valentine's Day.  Probably cheaper to just let the film do lukewarm business in November, shitty C.G.I and all..

[madhair60]

bad precedence

[St_Eddie]

bad precedence

That's the title of the next Bond movie, right?

[beanheadmcginty]

Valentine's Day? I wonder how many special "Sonic babies" will be conceived on Earth that night.

[St_Eddie]

Valentine's Day? I wonder how many special "Sonic babies" will be conceived on Earth that night.

Two and one of them will be the Anti-Christ.