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Re: 'The film stars Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog...
« Reply #510 on: February 08, 2020, 06:51:08 PM »
Ferris Jr at daycare on Valentine’s Day, and it is Mrs Ferris’ last day of mat leave and I’m off work.

Aka: we have a whole day to ourselves for the first time since... 2018? And it’s Valentine’s Day (which we both hate, but still).

The temptation of insisting we go and see this complete shit in order to have a miserable time and ruin our only day off is overwhelming.

Re: 'The film stars Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog...
« Reply #511 on: February 08, 2020, 07:19:38 PM »
The alternative is still wasting your time playing with popcorn though, just on CaB.

Re: 'The film stars Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog...
« Reply #512 on: February 08, 2020, 10:25:36 PM »
SONIC

he can really move

SONIC

hes got an attitude!

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Re: 'The film stars Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog...
« Reply #513 on: February 15, 2020, 09:31:03 PM »
looks like it's doing pretty well at the box office

Re: 'The film stars Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog...
« Reply #514 on: February 15, 2020, 11:58:33 PM »
hes the fastest thing alive!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: 'The film stars Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog...
« Reply #515 on: February 16, 2020, 12:01:36 AM »
looks like it's doing pretty well at the box office
Yes! Schwartz is ascendant!

Re: 'The film stars Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog...
« Reply #516 on: February 16, 2020, 12:18:50 PM »
People are saying "this was alright actually" as if the fact that it wasn't a Cats level disaster means it's worth seeing.

Re: 'The film stars Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog...
« Reply #517 on: February 16, 2020, 12:42:27 PM »
Everyone's got Sonic fever, everyone is running everywhere really fast.

Re: 'The film stars Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog...
« Reply #518 on: February 16, 2020, 10:32:25 PM »
Really enjoyed it.  Full of heart and general good fun. Glad they took the time to get it right and not put out the turd from the early previews

Stay for the bonus scene after the first set of credits

Re: 'The film stars Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog...
« Reply #519 on: February 16, 2020, 10:45:35 PM »
I liked the bit where Sonic had gay sex up the arse with Knuckles and contracted a new form of Hedgehog HIV

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Re: 'The film stars Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog...
« Reply #520 on: February 17, 2020, 04:07:08 PM »
Saw this cause my Sonic fan friend was keen despite having very low expectations and we thought it might be at least amusingly terrible. It was awful, as expected.

Its best joke is in the studio logo, and it's all downhill from there.

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