Fantasy football

[popcorn]

Rooney, Lineker, Beckham, Owen, all in goal. Versus a load of mad wizards.

[DrGreggles]

Cristiano Ronaldo speeds past Fabio Cannavaro, rounds Gianluigi Buffon and is about to roll the ball into an empty net.
Until the last ditch tackle by Dame Vera Lynn.

[Spoon of Ploff]

[petril]

Ian St John and Jimmy Greaves up front, to highlight ITV's diminishing football portfolio

[Norton Canes]

Caron Keating sponging down Sarah Sutton

[Norton Canes]

Not because she's injured. Because she's dirty.

[chveik]

The thirteen dwarves of The Hobbit versus Armando Iannucci and Humphrey Bogart

[Ferris]

Giggsy, Maradona, the other one. All managed by my half-elf D&D character (retd.)

Vs

A load of bloody orcs or something.

[Glebe]

Accrington Stanley - who are they?

[Ferris]

Caron Keating sponging down Sarah Sutton

The Magic Sponge actually is magic.

[seepage]

Thanks, I think I might try to get Blood Bowl down from the loft