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Things that English people like

Started by Paul Calf, September 13, 2018, 12:42:06 PM

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Paul Calf

Tea

Cricket

Empires

Getting bummed at school


bgmnts

Soggy biscuits.

Shagging dead pig heads.

Subbuteo.

Foreigners.



Sebastian Cobb

Getting uppity at Scottish and Welsh calls for political autonomy.

maett


Norton Canes


monkfromhavana


Fambo Number Mive

Football

Cars

Panel shows

Pubs

Fry ups

Getting angry at carrier bags

Dropping litter

Twed

Being really hostile all the time to the point of exhaustion.

Glebe


Paul Calf

List threads that probably should be in HS Art. OP is a fucking cocksucker.

madhair60

Quote from: Twed on September 13, 2018, 01:04:13 PM
Being really hostile all the time to the point of exhaustion.

Shut the FUCK UP

Fambo Number Mive

Quote from: Norton Canes on September 13, 2018, 12:57:40 PM
English people

I get the feeling a lot of English people really dislike other English people.

Sony Walkman Prophecies

Books and bookshops. You really do notice the absence of them when you go abroad. We truly are a nation of shopkeepers swots.

Sony Walkman Prophecies

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on September 13, 2018, 01:11:23 PM
I get the feeling a lot of English people really dislike other English people.

I hate the English people who live upstairs from me. When I see them out in the drive however, I give them a thin embarrassed smile and wave hello. In the traditional English way.

jobotic

Giving are country to far-right Americans and Russians.

king_tubby


jobotic

Birds. We like birds and tend not to shoot them, unless we are loathsome toffs.

That's British people though.

Cuellar

Plucky paedophiles

COMMON SENSE

Servility

doppelkorn

I think we really like people who try hard but are unsuccessful. As soon as someone can demonstrate that they're good at something, they're a bit too big for their boots and should be shunned.

Sherringford Hovis

Quote from: doppelkorn on September 13, 2018, 02:31:20 PM
I think we really like people who try hard but are unsuccessful. As soon as someone can demonstrate that they're good at something, they're a bit too big for their boots and should be shunned.

This is called the "crab bucket". Like "tall poppy syndrome", but smellier.


im barry bethel

Quote from: Glebe on September 13, 2018, 01:05:48 PM
Crumpet. Tiffin




Poofs (not homosexually though)

Parking spaces

Bootfairs

National treasures

imitationleather


Pingers


petril

not having direct rule of their own country

mothman



Emma Raducanu

A stiff upper lip.

Benidorm.

Reality television.

Pingers

Feeling aggrieved that someone, somewhere, is getting something you're not. Even if you wouldn't want it.