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what is the smallest thing you can think of?

Started by kittens, September 15, 2018, 12:56:44 AM

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kittens

i'll start you off:

a ant     
a ball
a acorn
a finger
a pound
a baby
a newt
a tissue
sawdust

can't get much smaller than those i reckon but let's see



An ameoba writing down a full stop; that full stop

Ferris

My chances of launching that successful musical career I've been dreaming of since I was 12.

A golf ball

two one atoms

Glebe


popcorn

I had trouble thinking of something smaller than a ant, and thought for a while it was the smallest thing, but eventually I thought of something smaller: a ant's legs.

popcorn

Saw an absolutely massive atom the other day. Just lying in the gutter. The size of a grape, it was. Someone must have dropped it. I wish I'd picked it up now, but I was in a rush.

chveik


NoSleep

Quote from: popcorn on September 15, 2018, 04:43:57 AM
I had trouble thinking of something smaller than a ant, and thought for a while it was the smallest thing, but eventually I thought of something smaller: a ant's legs.

A baby ant's leg hair.

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: chveik on September 15, 2018, 06:00:36 AM
higgs boson

There was a mate of mine we used to call him 'higgs boson' ... because he thought he was Gods gift, but he was really just a particle.

The volume of laughter produced by that joke. That''s the smallest thing. For defs.

Glebe


Shoulders?-Stomach!


Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on September 15, 2018, 09:11:48 AM
The Moon

Smaller than earth - BEAT THAT

A new moon is smaller than a full moon. It's more like an absent moon.

kittens

Quote from: NoSleep on September 15, 2018, 06:15:27 AM
A baby ant's leg hair.

a baby ant hasn't gone through puberty yet has it.

got another one:

gravel


NoSleep

Quote from: kittens on September 15, 2018, 09:40:07 AM
a baby ant hasn't gone through puberty yet has it.

So it doesn't have pubes? Most ants don't go through puberty, anyway.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on September 15, 2018, 01:26:27 AM
My chances of launching that successful musical career I've been dreaming of since I was 12.

A golf ball

two one atoms

Half an atom

Stoneage Dinosaurs


petril



Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: kittens on September 15, 2018, 09:40:07 AM
a baby ant hasn't gone through puberty yet has it.

got another one:

gravel

Gravel is a collective term though so I assume one item of the gravel is smaller than Gravel, which is lots of gravel.

And the term for one bit of gravel is Grave.

kittens

a bird's feather
a seed
head of creepy crawly
a bird


Ferris




a duncandisorderly

the inverted image on the retina of the eye of the amoeba of the full stop it just did.
that must be quite titchy, surely.



Ferris

Quote from: Gregory Torso on September 15, 2018, 11:27:40 PM
A medium size grape.

You've left this wide open for my coup-de-grace, do you not see?

A quite small grape.