Jack Monroe's recipes that didn't make the book.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Bookie slip pie.
IKEA pencil omelette.
Hair from the barbers sandwich.

[drummersaredeaf]

Slug.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Bin juice smoothie.

[Ferris]

Air soufflé.

Bottlecap ratatouille.

Soil.

[pancreas]

Bitumen fondue

[Sebastian Cobb]

Asking a biker nicely for a few dabs of speed.

[pancreas]

'Popped' ants.

[pancreas]

My all vegan take on griddled mattress steaks.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Golg

[Sebastian Cobb]

Algea

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Crushed Hopkins

[pancreas]

Red velvet cake (with imitation velvet)

[Ferris]

Wild-foraged shopping bags.

[Sebastian Cobb]

The gunk out the lido filters Soufflé

[Sebastian Cobb]

That green stuff you get on the corners of wing mirrors, on toast.

[seepage]

tattoo of grudge two ways

[Sebastian Cobb]

Squirrel kebab, with an Astra bee-sting areal as the skewer.

[pancreas]

Car accident goulash

[Bhazor]

Cotton wool _candy

Aggravated gravel

Gender fluid treacle tart

[Sebastian Cobb]

meths purple rain

[Bhazor]

Steal pie from window of Tory voting suburban nan.

[pancreas]

[Sebastian Cobb]

Aquafresh Vianetta

[Norton Canes]

Warm sigh

[Pingers]

Hopkins Humble Pie

[pancreas]

Tarte au gravle

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Justice Apples

[Fisher Goes Berserk]

Ten pounds' worth of one pence pieces, funnelled directly into the stomach at regular intervals throughout the week

[pancreas]

Justice Apples

How's about them apples?

[Bhazor]

Licking the moisture off the underside of cracked paving slabs. Called Mr Bentleys giant cough sweet

Cum.