The week does not begin on Sunday

[pancreas]

Cunts putting SMTWTFS in calendars rather than MTWTFSS as it should be.

They should have their children flayed to death in front of them, one after the other, until they learn.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I agree.

[Misspent Boners]

Its because Sunday is the day of the good Lord; the day he rested after meeting, seducing and then madly fornicating with a young lady.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

It's quite baffling. It's part of the weekend - the end of the week. Why would they put it at the start?
The bible basher angle doesn't explain it. As far as I know, god rested on the seventh day, not the first.

[Better Midlands]

Its because Sunday is the day of the good Lord; the day he rested after meeting, seducing and then madly fornicating with a young lady.

Legend Gody.

[idunnosomename]

It's quite baffling. It's part of the weekend - the end of the week. Why would they put it at the start?
The bible basher angle doesn't explain it. As far as I know, god rested on the seventh day, not the first.

well i guess the logic is that He (god) had completed the Earth by the "seventh day". that Jesus rose on a Sunday helps. Saturday being part of the "weekend" is relatively modern of course.

sucks i cant go to Tesco Extra after 4pm tho

[The Boston Crab]

The whole Sunday thing is shit. Went to Geneva and was starving lookin for some shit to eat. Turns out you're fuck out of luck. No cunt open. I ended up going to a department store and buying cured meats and fancy chocolates and eating them on a bench. Shit hole

[Malcy]

Saturday is the start of the week in my head. Always has been. First day in the tv magazines.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Saturday is the start of the week in my head. Always has been. First day in the tv magazines.

Now this is just a curveball

[Captain Z]

'The Week Begins On Sunday' illustrated 2019 Calendar is available to order now!

January - Antiques Roadshow
February - Songs Of Praise
March - Heartbeat
April - Where The Heart Is
May - Last Of The Summer Wine
...

[petril]

June - Hale and Pace
July - Football Italia (GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NOT FUCKING LAZIO)
August - ITV PRESENTS Highway

[Sebastian Cobb]

[tag]Arab Strap's first drafts[/tag]

[Jumblegraws]

It's quite baffling. It's part of the weekend - the end of the week. Why would they put it at the start?
The bible basher angle doesn't explain it. As far as I know, god rested on the seventh day, not the first.

Although I agree with Monday being the first day or whatever, isn't the logic of the pro-Sunday people that the "weekend" goes at the "front" end and the "back" end of the week? Maybe it should be called the "weekends".

[Cuellar]

Yes

[alan nagsworth]

every day is dog shit who cares

[Captain Z]

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you

every day is dog shit who cares

[Spoon of Ploff]

Clearly Sunday is the first day of the week as is wrote in the holy texts:

Sunday, Monday happy days
Tuesday, Wednesday happy days
Thursday, Friday happy day...

[Nowhere Man]

Sunday Monday, to the pub,
Tuesday Wednesday, buy some grub
Thursday Friday, pub again,
The weekend comes, your head is fucked,
Drinking all week with youuuuuuuu

[Lost Oliver]

Fucking hate Sunday, it's awful. There's nothing worse than the dread of knowing you're gonna have to get up in the morning after a sleepless night and pretend to give a shit about stuff. At least on Monday you're already there and you can attack it head on.

[Replies From View]

The whole Sunday thing is shit. Went to Geneva and was starving lookin for some shit to eat. Turns out you're fuck out of luck. No cunt open. I ended up going to a department store and buying cured meats and fancy chocolates and eating them on a bench. Shit hole

This is why the convention happened.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Its because Sunday is the day of the good Lord; the day he rested after meeting, seducing and then madly fornicating with a young lady.

I am the LORD thy God
No other gods before me
No graven images or likenesses
Not take the LORD's name in vain
Remember the sabbath day whenst I did chill
Honour thy father and thy mother
Thou shalt not kill
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not bear false witness
Thou shalt not covet
Thou shalt fill me in
Whenst I command "Bo", Thou shalt say "Selecta"

[Alberon]

Sunday is at one end of the week and Saturday at the other end. Hence Weekend.

It was bad enough when people started wanting to call the year 2000 as the start of the 21st century, but now this?

Civilisation is fucked!!

[Mister Six]

The weekend is Friday and Saturday in Dubai. Get your head around that.

[Dex Sawash]

Only weekender can settle this

or

Thursday





or wednesday

[QDRPHNC]

Yes, it is.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Sunday is at one end of the week and Saturday at the other end. Hence Weekend.

It's a week, not a bookshelf. You wouldn't call the start of a film the end.

[Blumf]

The weekend is Friday and Saturday in Dubai. Get your head around that.

I guess that U2 song really resonates with them there.

[Sebastian Cobb]

In my last job we had some Brazilian colleagues and the way holiday was allocated there is weekends still came off your allowance if you went over them. And you weren't allowed to stop your holiday Friday pm and resume it Monday am. I thought that was a bit cunty.

[im barry bethel]

Sunday is by far the best day of the week only all you fuckers are still too young to realise it yet

[Sebastian Cobb]

A good Sunday makes for a bad Monday, in my experience.