Items of clothing that no one has ever worn with style or panache

[Golden E. Pump]

The only nice thing my housemate has ever said to me is that The Rock and I are the only people on this planet who can pull off any outfit.

[bgmnts]

The only nice thing my housemate has ever said to me is that The Rock and I are the only people on this planet who can pull off any outfit.

You just pull it off? Do you wear stripper clothes?

[Golden E. Pump]

Everything is lined with velcro.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Always loved how Ricky would be sometimes seen roaming about in a Martin Luther King t-shirt for no apparent reason.

[Ferris]

That's all the gre-e-easiest stuff available at the NSLC as well. Plastic bottles of margarita mix and Colt 40s.

Gre-e-e-easy.

[Clownbaby]

I always think it's a shame when a really sexy man has a nice suit on and everything but then he's got loafers with no socks. Maybe not impossible to pull off but there's a creepiness about that look that about lot of barefoot loafer wearers aren't able to avoid

[The Bumlord]

JNCO jeans

Well that's my next purchase sorted. I'll be beating them off with a short stick.

[Neville Chamberlain]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust a man wearing harem pants, especially if that man also sports a top-knot. He is most likely a total cunt masquerading as some kind of chilled-out "spiritual" dude.

[olliebean]

Well that's my next purchase sorted. I'll be beating them off with a short stick.

If you're wearing those, they won't be able to get close enough for you to reach them with your short stick.

[greenman]

JNCO jeans

If your self conscious about your feet having been replaced with motorised wheels it these might be ideal.

[zomgmouse]

I always think it's a shame when a really sexy man has a nice suit on and everything but then he's got loafers with no socks. Maybe not impossible to pull off but there's a creepiness about that look that about lot of barefoot loafer wearers aren't able to avoid

Oof, hard agree. It also creates a rather ungainly visible skin area I like to call "fleshy spats". Similarly those ballet flats when worn with long jeans or trousers produce the same effect. Ban fleshy spats!

[a duncandisorderly]

JNCO jeans

christ twat.

[Ferris]

Has there ever been such a vivid example of "going through the motions" as that model in the second picture? It's very impressive.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Photographer: "OK luvvie, you look pretty cunty right now, and that's fantastic, but do you think you could make it a tad more cunty for us? Just throw some half arsed shapes like you're pretending to walk around with these stupid pants on or something. Can you do that? Cheers."

Model: "Yeah, alright. When do I get paid?"

[a duncandisorderly]

third pic he's clearly losing the will to live. or to be in those pants, anyway.

[The Poison Dwarf]

If your self conscious about your feet having been replaced with motorised wheels it these might be ideal.

Perfect for wheelers!