Your Drunken Injuries

[Sebastian Cobb]

I had a cracker of a bruise on my right arm a couple of months ago. Tried to cycle home after our cto's leaving do and getting plyed with shots. I started wobbling while going down a narrow bit of cycle path and clattered right into a railing, just below my shoulder. Took a chunk out of the back of my bike helmet (now replaced) and put a scratch in my glasses.

I now dismount for that bit.

I wasn't even the only one to fall off their bike pissed that night.

[kittens]

put fag out on the middle of my forehead