Beluga whale in the River Thames

[up_the_hampipe]

The cutie pie of the whale family is swimming around the Thames right now:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-45642590

What are we going to do? I don't have any harpoons!

[Fambo Number Mive]

Is Tanya Ferry concerned the whale could mistake a plastic bag for a jellyfish?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Whale is a tosser -

Cheers

[biggytitbo]

Looks more like a crisp.

[seepage]

I don't have any Harpoons!

use the deck gun? or the Phalanx?

[Captain Z]

Get back to Belugaria, you finned cunt.

[Alberon]

Torpedo the bugger.

Cheap caviar for everyone!

[Gregory Torso]

Fucking air-breathing bastard. Six o'clock news mammal wanker. God forbid we don't save this free loading free Willy non-fish log of lard clogging up the Queen's Thames with its arctic tears.

[Trojan_Jockey]

Cutie pie? Looks like a tonsil stone.

[hamfist]

cherries! cherries! cherries!

[non capisco]

The Whale and Dolphin Conservation said it was "obviously very lost and quite possibly in trouble".

That's just what everyone who lives in Gravesend looks like.

[The Boston Crab]

Time to get the old trout rod out and drag this albino cunt to hell.

[Attila]

Time to get the old trout rod out and drag this albino cunt to hell.

Look, sure, he makes the odd rude comment occasionally, but that's no way to talk about Prince Phillip.