Ever burnt your biscuits

[garnish]

Made you feel like a cunt did it

[steve98]

Assuming that's a question - No. (But I burn my toast nearly every day)

[Shit Good Nose]

You're not supposed to cook biscuits.

...ohhhhhh, hang on - are you American?

[Nowhere Man]

Eh? Aren't all biscuits baked in an oven? So you could burn them

[Shit Good Nose]

Eh? Aren't all biscuits baked in an oven? So you could burn them

(I was being faceesc...feseesh...ficeti...a git)


Serious answer - yes. 

[Sebastian Cobb]

I only cook actual meals usually.

[thenoise]

You bake them twice.

Middle English: from Old French bescuit, based on Latin bis 'twice' + coctus, past participle of coquere 'to cook' (so named because originally biscuits were cooked in a twofold process: first baked and then dried out in a slow oven so that they would keep).

[Shit Good Nose]

You bake them twice.

Fuck that - bourbons from a pack, innit.


(I DO genuinely make fucking excellent cookies, as long as you like them soft and gooey in the middle)

[Norton Canes]

No but I've singed my crackers

[garnish]

You're not supposed to cook biscuits.

...ohhhhhh, hang on - are you American?

The Americans dip their biscuits in gravy

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The Americans pour petrol on each others heads and lick it off while stabbing each other

[garnish]

No, not all of them actually.

[Dex Sawash]

Sat on hot radiator

[pancreas]

Yes. I had an accident with the hob knob.

[Uncle TechTip]

Fucking biscuits. They're shit. Malted Milk? Fuck off.

[Kryton]

Fucking biscuits. They're shit. Malted Milk? Fuck off.

Fuck off.
Malted Milk are alright.

[Kryton]

In fact I'm gonna go so far to say Malted Milk are more than alright, And they can quote me on that on their packets.

[gilbertharding]

In fact I'm gonna go so far to say Malted Milk are more than alright, And they can quote me on that on their packets.

"They're Nice!"

[bgmnts]

I like Rusks and custard creams.

[Chollis]

I like Rusks

Grow up.

[bgmnts]

Grow up.

Listen mate when you're teething it's fucking bliss.

[thenoise]

Bought some farley's rusks recently, not as good as I remember.

[solidified gruel merchant]

In fact I'm gonna go so far to say Malted Milk are more than alright, And they can quote me on that on their packets.

The chocolate ones are a bit much I thought.

[Replies From View]

Eh? Aren't all biscuits baked in an oven? So you could burn them

No they come in packets usually, pre-baked.

Anybody who is able to bake their own biscuits knows how to not burn them.  You don't learn to fly before you can walk, do you.

[Replies From View]

Fuck off.
Malted Milk are alright.

You love the shittest bands.

[mothman]

[Zetetic]

I mostly imagine this thread title being pronounced by Morwenna Banks.