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Eminem - Fall 2 (Parody, mate. Parody)

Started by DangledTeeth, September 26, 2018, 12:14:32 AM

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DangledTeeth














Huh-haah.
That's the trademark ironic laugh.
Shady's back. Tweet a friend.
You see, I make an album. And these stupid people - with their thoroughly discourteous and downright hurtful opinions - don't like it.
Well, it's time I told 'em what Em thinks.
Don't blur my finger, bitch.
The dragon's no longer asleep
It's time to unleash an inferno on these idiots.


Put your balls awaaaaayyy
You think you're being braaaaave
But it's a big mistaaaaaaaake
Put your balls awaaaaaay
You don't understaaand
You don't understaaaand
So please, put your balls awaaaaayyy





Put your balls awaaaaaay
You don't understaaand
You don't understaaaand



Dr Dre sits wit' me then sparks the spliff
Here's the 'Fall', y'all.
Nothin' to do with Mark E. Smith
And everyone knowwwn to be a hater
Is gon' get throwwwn in the incinerator
Straight flames!
Sick and tired of your hate games
Wit is required to eviscerate lames
who think it's wise to diss a man who's quickly talking.
While you guys kiss the hand of people like Dicky Dawkins
But it's not that odd,
For they don't believe in rap gods
Because they're atheists
Just hatin' shit for the sake of it
Doesn't matter if your nerdy braces fit
Cos Slim Shady will make your faces split
So I need ta dispute ya
None of y'all have a future
After this diss


Put your balls awaaaaayyy


Yo, Joe Budden
Your flow sudden... ly trailed off.
Sounding like a frail cough
See, your last hit
Was of the crack pipe
You lack wit
That might be why you don't act nice
Winded up working at a little gas station
When was your single's last play, son?
Well, it was years ago, hoe - 2003
Hol' on... lemme write your eulogy
You're unwanted like a cunt itch
You act like a dumb bitch.
Take your ass back to the gas tank
Now pump it (cissy)



Put your balls awaaaaayyy
Put your balls awaaaaaay
You don't understaaand
You don't understaaaand
So please put your balls awaaaaayyy



Don't fuck with Marshall
Or else I'll buck my arsenal
But it's not my balls of jizz
It's not the ones in soccer
All of y'all wanna jock the...
Wild style of Slim
I'll piledrive you in a gym
Get you thrown in a squared circle
I'm well prepared to hurt you
I'll do an Irish whip
Y'know my moves are the flyest shit
Then throw you upwards to the sky an' see how high you get
But all of y'all just take the mick, man (McMahon).
I'm here to undertake bodies and not get grands
You're all a disgrace
Pulling a stinkface
Looking like Rikishi's just been blowing farts
If you diss me when my new album drops, I'll be owing hearts


Put your balls awaaaaayyy
You don't understaaand
You don't understaaaand



You fools are so full of shit about I'm a has-been
I don't belong in a trash bin,
I'm masculine, a dirty guy - 1,000% certified
I'm known as a tit grabber
Oh! And Tyler the Creator, you're a motherfuckin' sh**-*******.
I ain't B. Rabbit
So don't look into glistening bright eyes.
Slim Shady's here and there, f*****
We know you love kissing white guys
Oh, go get your buddy Dolmio Genesis to help you
'cause you can't match my vocabulary
I know you're so wack n' wary
Some think that fiction's scary
But this is true life, real honest
So study the pages of my dicktionary
It's time for you to feel Collins


Put your balls awaaaaayyy
You don't understaaand
You don't understaaaand



And Lord Jamar, (har-har)
You say I'm not part of the culture
I'ma blast from the holster
Or the hip...
Hop off the nutsack
What you drop has the smell of a buttcrack
'cause I'm real mad, do a collar grab at you
You're a corny dickhead who jerks off Vlad that wannabe wack dude
Yeah, that's right at chu
Call it sneezing pokemon
If you reduced me to ash after these diss rhymes
You'll think 'This time, I really hope he's gone'.
Cut you up in a bit or two
Or punch you during an interview
Vlad, you can't do anything that will save yer
I've earned the applause
My beard is shorter than yours
But I'm the real impaler.


Put your balls awaaaaayyy
Put your balls awaaaaayyy



And Akademiks (or someone), you're wack - I said it.
And some other guy.... erm... Champagney man.
You're not on my radar.
Erm... you drive a grey car.
Dunno who you are, mate.
Why have I said 'mate'?
Ey, I'm done.
I'm off to play Ms Pac Man.
*up yours*








I'm just kiddin', Carly. You know I love ya.