Fantasy shop names

[Pingers]

One day I might get around to opening a tanning salon and juice bar in Golders Green, called Orange Jews. Or maybe a classy roadside version of Gregg's: En Croute En Route. Or a furniture and indie record shop: Butthole Sofas.

If you also have some weak shop-based puns, feel free to unburden yourself of them here.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

CANDLES AN THAT

[Huxleys Babkins]

FREEMAN, HARDY AND BOLLOCKS

[the midnight watch baboon]

HORSE WHIPS: THE VINYL SOLUTION

HORSE WIPPS MADE FROM OLD LP'S YOUR DAD

[seepage]

whatever the one in Mr Benn is called

[Gregory Torso]

YOUR NAN IN A BASKET, it's a sandwich shop.

THE UNDERTAKER'S COCK WAS GREY, a little lay-by bistro for tired drivers, sandwiches.

VAPE ME VAPE ME MY FRIEND, an mysterious shop of vapours and smells, bring your own sandwiches.

[petril]

WICKS. sells only candle wax

[greenman]

whatever the one in Mr Benn is called

"Fez Up"

[Shit Good Nose]

"Fez Up"

I thought it was Jeff's Hat Shop?

     

[Pingers]

"Other People Buy These Ridiculous Looking Clothes So Why Not Join Them?"

[Jerzy Bondov]

The Two Birds (pub/knocking shop)

[bgmnts]

Jam.

It sells jam.

[pancreas]

Genoside: epicurean specialities from Genoa.

Mangaknees: Japanese cartoon tattoos for your joints.

Keep the Ashpidistray Flying: Pot plants in which you can stub your fag butts out.

Kurlashnikov: Eyelash parlour in which you can put out a hit on someone.

[pancreas]

Hambrosia: Pulled pork bap-wallah (men only).

[pancreas]

'Ave-a-wrist-with: Welsh hand-job brothel

[pancreas]

Till Death Do Us Fart: Branch of Dignitas run by a man with lethal flatulence

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

SHITE

[pancreas]

SHITE

What it sell?

[Pingers]

Good work there Pancreas. I wondered about Shots-a-kovitch vodka bar

[pancreas]

Good work there Pancreas. I wondered about Shots-a-kovitch vodka bar

Well, we could have a Chai-Coff-Ski alpine café, I suppose.

[Ferris]

MEAT.

does trendy haircuts and that

[Spoon of Ploff]

Chiang Kai-sheds

sheds

[Delete Delete Delete]

Jurassic Pork - Butcher of Dino meats.

[Cuellar]

Tête Offensive

Aggressive French hairdressers