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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #180 on: June 24, 2019, 01:51:43 PM »
Saw the trailer for this big old load of fucking shit ahead of (the excellent) Booksmart: https://youtu.be/Dp2ufFO4QGg

Kevin Costner's on another downswing, eh?

I caught this on a flight recently. The opening bit was the best bit, by a long way, even if they did call in an artillery strike at one point ...

I think my disbelief was hung, drawn and quartered when there's a chase scene through an iron works.

I quite liked the opening too - and them I realised the film was going to maintain that frenetic pace for its entire running time. It's absolutely exhausting, like one of Steven Moffat's more bombastic Doctor Who episodes, but one that's three times as long and a third as funny.

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #181 on: June 24, 2019, 06:05:34 PM »
Milo fucking Ventimiglia? Probably the worst actor of all time?

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #182 on: June 25, 2019, 12:16:28 PM »
Saw the trailer for this big old load of fucking shit ahead of (the excellent) Booksmart: https://youtu.be/Dp2ufFO4QGg

Kevin Costner's on another downswing, eh?



Really deserves a dedicated thread

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #183 on: June 25, 2019, 12:32:48 PM »
Saw the trailer for this big old load of fucking shit ahead of (the excellent) Booksmart: https://youtu.be/Dp2ufFO4QGg

Kevin Costner's on another downswing, eh?

That looks fucking amazing. I mean a dog who wants to be a race car driver? And is weirdly knowledgeable about what makes you an amazing driver? How can you not love such a thing, and I'll definitely be seeing it at the cinema just so I can annoy everyone by laughing throughout!

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #184 on: June 27, 2019, 11:47:39 AM »

Did it begin as a standard motorsport film that they decided to throw a dog (egg) at?

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #185 on: July 02, 2019, 09:29:24 PM »
https://youtu.be/xi-1NchUqMA

I can’t tell if this is going to be shit or not. It certainly has the most holy-shit cast list you’ll not see outside a superhero film...

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« Reply #186 on: August 09, 2019, 11:48:05 AM »

Wife dragged me out to buy her lobster rolls and prosecco to see Maiden a doc about lady sailing.
Had made a mental note to add all the things seen in the trailers but can only remember

Midway  https://youtu.be/Z_7eN5iloyk
Which has some of the worst cgi seen in a trailer AND a Jonas Brother.

There's a new disney thing too.

Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #187 on: August 09, 2019, 12:24:00 PM »
A "live action" Great Mouse Detective?

Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #188 on: August 09, 2019, 06:37:42 PM »
https://youtu.be/xi-1NchUqMA

I can’t tell if this is going to be shit or not. It certainly has the most holy-shit cast list you’ll not see outside a superhero film...

It'll be like everything else Rian Johnson has done, a solid 6.5

Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #189 on: August 09, 2019, 11:36:37 PM »
Saw the trailer for this big old load of fucking shit ahead of (the excellent) Booksmart: https://youtu.be/Dp2ufFO4QGg

Kevin Costner's on another downswing, eh?

"From the studio that brought you Marley & Me" is a fantastic credit

Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #190 on: August 10, 2019, 08:54:06 AM »
It'll be like everything else Rian Johnson has done, a solid 6.5

I thought Brick was brilliant and this looks more like that than Looper or or Star Cucks

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« Reply #191 on: August 10, 2019, 01:55:53 PM »
Oh, there was one where Cumberbatch is Alexander G Bell too

Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #192 on: August 11, 2019, 03:40:06 PM »
Leslie Nielsen must be spinning in his grave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaH8YyjbDZQ

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #193 on: August 11, 2019, 03:43:03 PM »

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #194 on: August 11, 2019, 05:43:38 PM »
Leslie Nielsen must be spinning in his grave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaH8YyjbDZQ

This'll be shit, surely.

Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #195 on: August 11, 2019, 05:56:37 PM »
are they all real youtubers. i mean, i know this isn't much to brag about but i literally have no idea who any of them are

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« Reply #196 on: August 11, 2019, 07:54:40 PM »
Leslie Nielsen must be spinning in his grave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaH8YyjbDZQ

We're going to need a new thread

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« Reply #197 on: August 11, 2019, 10:33:59 PM »
are they all real youtubers. i mean, i know this isn't much to brag about but i literally have no idea who any of them are
No, I'm with you on this. I thought "are these people piss takes of social media types, or are they actual social media types?" as I couldn't work out whether or not a studio would chuck money at a project led by the latter.

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #198 on: August 11, 2019, 10:39:32 PM »
I actually think "shit" is too good a description for that movie.

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« Reply #199 on: August 11, 2019, 11:03:29 PM »
Logan Paul getting given a movie of his oem is one of thosr black-and-white 'there really is no justice in the world' things.

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #200 on: August 12, 2019, 09:07:12 AM »
We're going to need a new thread

It just goes way beyond anything I ever envisaged when I started this thread.

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« Reply #201 on: August 12, 2019, 11:38:32 AM »
Oh logan paul IS the one who got slammed for doing a vid in those suicide woods. I looked at his wiki and didnt see it among all the other garbage


Yet they keep a bit (i am reluctant to call it a joke) of taking a selfie with two dead bodies

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #202 on: August 13, 2019, 03:19:56 AM »
It just goes way beyond anything I ever envisaged when I started this thread.

I imagine it's sort of how you feel when your kid beats you up.

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« Reply #203 on: August 13, 2019, 08:36:08 AM »
He's not my real dad!!

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« Reply #204 on: August 13, 2019, 09:24:16 AM »
If it makes anyone here feel better, check out that huge dislike to like ratio. 6.4K people hated it compared to 2 thousand idiots who'd probably pay to see a 3 hour close up of a man shitting if they were told to. And these are some of the top comments:

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Can we make this real and actually crash the plane?

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Is this why god won't talk to us

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This is something that would play on the TVs on gta

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hey look youtube paying logan paul to joke about him filming a dead body 10/10 youtube

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore

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Wow!  I can pay $7 to watch the movie on YouTube! Let's not!

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Looks amazing. In fact, I haven't seen anything this good since YouTube Rewind. Seriously can't wait til it releases so I can take a day off work and pour battery acid in my eyes while I watch this.

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The biopic was announced earlier this year . It sees Flynn star as the icon as he heads to America in 1971 – a trip that reportedly inspired the creation of Ziggy Stardust. In the first photo from production, Flynn is seen evoking a young Bowie as he sits in a diner while smoking a cigarette. As well as sporting shoulder-length blonde locks, Flynn wears a purple turtleneck jumper and black fedora.

He looks like he's in the Sweet.

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #207 on: Yesterday at 01:12:48 PM »



He looks like he's in the Sweet.

I thought it was going to be 'Todd Rundgren - The Movie'.