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The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread

Started by mothman, September 29, 2018, 12:13:44 AM

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Mister Six

Saw the trailer for this big old load of fucking shit ahead of (the excellent) Booksmart: https://youtu.be/Dp2ufFO4QGg

Kevin Costner's on another downswing, eh?

Quote from: A Hat Like That on June 09, 2019, 04:07:51 PM
I caught this on a flight recently. The opening bit was the best bit, by a long way, even if they did call in an artillery strike at one point ...

I think my disbelief was hung, drawn and quartered when there's a chase scene through an iron works.

I quite liked the opening too - and them I realised the film was going to maintain that frenetic pace for its entire running time. It's absolutely exhausting, like one of Steven Moffat's more bombastic Doctor Who episodes, but one that's three times as long and a third as funny.

mothman

Milo fucking Ventimiglia? Probably the worst actor of all time?

Dex Sawash

Quote from: Mister Six on June 24, 2019, 01:51:43 PM
Saw the trailer for this big old load of fucking shit ahead of (the excellent) Booksmart: https://youtu.be/Dp2ufFO4QGg

Kevin Costner's on another downswing, eh?



Really deserves a dedicated thread

Small Man Big Horse

Quote from: Mister Six on June 24, 2019, 01:51:43 PM
Saw the trailer for this big old load of fucking shit ahead of (the excellent) Booksmart: https://youtu.be/Dp2ufFO4QGg

Kevin Costner's on another downswing, eh?

That looks fucking amazing. I mean a dog who wants to be a race car driver? And is weirdly knowledgeable about what makes you an amazing driver? How can you not love such a thing, and I'll definitely be seeing it at the cinema just so I can annoy everyone by laughing throughout!

Dex Sawash


Did it begin as a standard motorsport film that they decided to throw a dog (egg) at?

mothman

https://youtu.be/xi-1NchUqMA

I can't tell if this is going to be shit or not. It certainly has the most holy-shit cast list you'll not see outside a superhero film...

Dex Sawash


Wife dragged me out to buy her lobster rolls and prosecco to see Maiden a doc about lady sailing.
Had made a mental note to add all the things seen in the trailers but can only remember

Midway  https://youtu.be/Z_7eN5iloyk
Which has some of the worst cgi seen in a trailer AND a Jonas Brother.

There's a new disney thing too.


Piggyoioi

Quote from: mothman on July 02, 2019, 09:29:24 PM
https://youtu.be/xi-1NchUqMA

I can't tell if this is going to be shit or not. It certainly has the most holy-shit cast list you'll not see outside a superhero film...

It'll be like everything else Rian Johnson has done, a solid 6.5

Quote from: Mister Six on June 24, 2019, 01:51:43 PM
Saw the trailer for this big old load of fucking shit ahead of (the excellent) Booksmart: https://youtu.be/Dp2ufFO4QGg

Kevin Costner's on another downswing, eh?

"From the studio that brought you Marley & Me" is a fantastic credit

phantom_power

Quote from: Piggyoioi on August 09, 2019, 06:37:42 PM
It'll be like everything else Rian Johnson has done, a solid 6.5

I thought Brick was brilliant and this looks more like that than Looper or or Star Cucks

Dex Sawash

Oh, there was one where Cumberbatch is Alexander G Bell too



batwings


idunnosomename

are they all real youtubers. i mean, i know this isn't much to brag about but i literally have no idea who any of them are

Dex Sawash


The Culture Bunker

Quote from: idunnosomename on August 11, 2019, 05:56:37 PM
are they all real youtubers. i mean, i know this isn't much to brag about but i literally have no idea who any of them are
No, I'm with you on this. I thought "are these people piss takes of social media types, or are they actual social media types?" as I couldn't work out whether or not a studio would chuck money at a project led by the latter.

kalowski

I actually think "shit" is too good a description for that movie.

BritishHobo

Logan Paul getting given a movie of his oem is one of thosr black-and-white 'there really is no justice in the world' things.

mothman

Quote from: Dex Sawash on August 11, 2019, 07:54:40 PM
We're going to need a new thread

It just goes way beyond anything I ever envisaged when I started this thread.

idunnosomename

Oh logan paul IS the one who got slammed for doing a vid in those suicide woods. I looked at his wiki and didnt see it among all the other garbage


Yet they keep a bit (i am reluctant to call it a joke) of taking a selfie with two dead bodies

Dex Sawash

Quote from: mothman on August 12, 2019, 09:07:12 AM
It just goes way beyond anything I ever envisaged when I started this thread.

I imagine it's sort of how you feel when your kid beats you up.


Chriddof

If it makes anyone here feel better, check out that huge dislike to like ratio. 6.4K people hated it compared to 2 thousand idiots who'd probably pay to see a 3 hour close up of a man shitting if they were told to. And these are some of the top comments:

QuoteCan we make this real and actually crash the plane?

QuoteIs this why god won't talk to us

QuoteThis is something that would play on the TVs on gta

Quotehey look youtube paying logan paul to joke about him filming a dead body 10/10 youtube

QuoteI don't want to live on this planet anymore

QuoteWow!  I can pay $7 to watch the movie on YouTube! Let's not!

QuoteLooks amazing. In fact, I haven't seen anything this good since YouTube Rewind. Seriously can't wait til it releases so I can take a day off work and pour battery acid in my eyes while I watch this.

Ferris


SteveDave




QuoteThe biopic was announced earlier this year . It sees Flynn star as the icon as he heads to America in 1971 – a trip that reportedly inspired the creation of Ziggy Stardust. In the first photo from production, Flynn is seen evoking a young Bowie as he sits in a diner while smoking a cigarette. As well as sporting shoulder-length blonde locks, Flynn wears a purple turtleneck jumper and black fedora.

He looks like he's in the Sweet.

Icehaven

Quote from: SteveDave on August 20, 2019, 02:00:35 PM



He looks like he's in the Sweet.

I thought it was going to be 'Todd Rundgren - The Movie'.


mothman