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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #240 on: February 24, 2020, 02:49:18 PM »


The fucking state of this. I had no idea we were back in 2010.

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« Reply #241 on: February 24, 2020, 03:19:36 PM »
That poster is everywhere at the moment. Keeps giving me a hate-boner.

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #242 on: February 24, 2020, 03:58:03 PM »
Seen the trailer for it about a million times FUCK OFF

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« Reply #243 on: February 24, 2020, 06:32:11 PM »
I always go on the font used for the title to tell if the film is for me, but here I just can't tell who the demographic is.

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« Reply #244 on: February 24, 2020, 09:17:26 PM »
Didn't know they were making a sequel to The Firm! Absolutely stoked for it after watching the trailer.

https://twitter.com/HLNinEngeland/status/1231341292887605257?s=19

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #245 on: February 25, 2020, 08:28:54 AM »
Military Wives

By the fucking numbers derivative feelgood regional lighthearted comedy but with fucking militarism thrown in.

Can't emphasise just how fucking chokehold munged out fucking bullshit that film looks.

Also KST and Sharon Horgan appear to have very little to no chemistry on screen.

Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #246 on: February 25, 2020, 10:45:22 AM »
What the fuck is Horgan doing in that shite? She was great as both actress and co-creator of Catastrophe and generally seems to make good choices with what she is in

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #247 on: February 25, 2020, 11:02:31 AM »
the first glimpse of Cats II looks promising


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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #248 on: February 25, 2020, 11:23:30 PM »
Saw the trailer for the latest Dreamworks bollox before Star Wars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SAd80L7MaI

The first film was naff, but the Christmas special they did for Netflix was properly great. Honestly.

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #249 on: May 05, 2020, 02:32:17 PM »
Tom Cruise to make a movie in space

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #250 on: May 05, 2020, 02:52:12 PM »
Tom Cruise to make a movie in space

https://www.space.com/19116-astronauts-taller-space-spines.html
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Astronauts in space can grow up to 3 percent taller during the time spent living in microgravity, NASA scientists say. That means that a 6-foot-tall (1.8 meters) person could gain as many as 2 inches (5 centimeters) while in orbit.

Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #251 on: May 05, 2020, 05:54:29 PM »
^ Apollo 13 had scenes shot on NASA's zero-g simulating airplane the Vomit Comet. Maybe a gimmick but it fitted with the plot. You can imagine if they shot Flight Plan or Non Stop or Air Force One on an actual plane in midair just for the sake of it, that would be dumb and would add very little to the verisimilitude, although it might add some interest. But equally, I'd be quite interested in watching a disaster movie type thing set on a space-tourism plane where there's a saboteur, a bomb, an estranged couple inadvertently both booked on it, maybe a stowaway kid, and some nice shots out the window.

Best case, it'll be like when Noel Edmonds did a TV show on Concorde. Weirdly fascinating.

Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #252 on: May 05, 2020, 11:53:30 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy8TRN4EZSE

This looks so bad its good etc..

Premise?

Christian scientists discover time travel, but Islamic terrorist decides to hijack it to go back in time and do the ultimate Jihad and kill Jesus.

I think the chapo guys put it up as top banter...

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Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #253 on: May 06, 2020, 02:25:04 AM »

Hope there won't be a reverse Benghazi

Re: The %u201CThis%u2019ll be shit, I reckon%u201D thread
« Reply #254 on: May 06, 2020, 03:35:53 AM »
"Eliminate Christianity by killing Jesus before the Resurrection!"

Don't know if they've thought this through properly but I thought he had to be killed for there to be a resurrection, that's kind of the point? They're actually streamlining Jesus, if anything.

Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #255 on: May 06, 2020, 08:51:25 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy8TRN4EZSE

This looks so bad its good etc..

Premise?

Christian scientists discover time travel, but Islamic terrorist decides to hijack it to go back in time and do the ultimate Jihad and kill Jesus.

I think the chapo guys put it up as top banter...
Ah, but said terrorist comes back to the present, destroys the time machine (so no one can undo his work) and realises that because of his actions, not only is there no Christanity, but no Islam too. "The Prophet? Mohammed? Who is this man you talk of? God? What, are you a caveman or something?"

WHAT A TWIST!

Re: The %u201CThis%u2019ll be shit, I reckon%u201D thread
« Reply #256 on: May 06, 2020, 02:53:56 PM »
"Eliminate Christianity by killing Jesus before the Resurrection!"

Don't know if they've thought this through properly but I thought he had to be killed for there to be a resurrection, that's kind of the point? They're actually streamlining Jesus, if anything.

discussed this with a mate - we were both amazed it existed.

surely the terrorists want to keep him alive and then Christians need to kill him? - hence the bloke taking the role of Simon of Cyrene. He's literally dragging Jesus to his doom.

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« Reply #257 on: May 06, 2020, 04:12:33 PM »
discussed this with a mate - we were both amazed it existed.

surely the terrorists want to keep him alive and then Christians need to kill him? - hence the bloke taking the role of Simon of Cyrene. He's literally dragging Jesus to his doom.

I'd have to watch the actual film for context.. which even during lockdown I'm not sure I could bring myself to.. but yeah, it would be a much more interesting premise if Christians were trying to kill Christ and the Jihadis were trying to keep him alive, whether played serious or #satire.

Re: The “This’ll be shit, I reckon” thread
« Reply #258 on: Yesterday at 02:28:47 PM »
They could do a sort of Satanic Verses thing where evil Muslims insert into the Bible anti-capitalist messages about rich people being evil and the poor being blessed.

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