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Re: McDonald's Secret Menu Items
« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2018, 12:51:24 PM »
This Burger Has Had Rampant Sex With Your Mum, Mainly Because Your Mum Is A Massive Fucking Whore You Fucking Cunt, As A Matter Of Fact I, The Person Who Is Serving You This Burger, Has Also Fucked Your Mum, Plentiful Times, Up The Arse Mainly, Just What The Fuck Are You Going To Do About It, You Pitiful Fucking Waste Of Flesh, Blood, Bone, Space and Time Burger : Standard Big Mac, but with extra pickles, and the person serving you proffers a cheeky wink and a winning smile, and says " Nah, only joking mate! "

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« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2018, 01:17:10 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2018, 01:31:22 PM »
The Artist Formerly Known as McRib.

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« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2018, 01:50:18 PM »
The Artist Formerly Known as McRib.

You win a years supply of that particular and peculiar  very happy meal for that excellent joke.

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Re: McDonald's Secret Menu Items
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2018, 03:44:52 PM »
Lincolnshire Poacher McBap: Made from 100% Roma Gypsy, falsely accused of poaching, in Lincolnshire.

Bucket-O-Bollocks: A selection of testicles, quotes from Nigel Garage and minutes from the original creative session where Hamburglar was invented.

Re: McDonald's Secret Menu Items
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2018, 04:16:37 PM »
McPringles - Reformed potato crisps with a processed cheese slice on top.

McDingles - Subsidiary of House of Fraser with a processed cheese slice on top.

McJingles - Light ringing sound with a processed cheese slice on top.

McShingles - Nerve infection, similar to Chicken Pox, with a processed cheese slice on top.

McMingles - Long-discontinued mint chocolates with a processed cheese slice on top.

McTingles - Author of parody erotic fiction with a processed cheese slice on top.

McSingles - Processed cheese slices with a processed cheese slice on top.

Re: McDonald's Secret Menu Items
« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2018, 04:58:01 PM »
Artificially Happy Meal, it's laced with MDMA so the kids love it!

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Re: McDonald's Secret Menu Items
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2018, 05:30:55 PM »
McFlurry - a thing of branded ice cream with a cheese slice on top.

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Re: McDonald's Secret Menu Items
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2018, 05:37:56 PM »
Babs' 'babs Baps Buns: Barbara's speciality goat kebab meat, served in a bap, served in a bun.

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Re: McDonald's Secret Menu Items
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2018, 06:05:26 PM »
Knives on toast
McChicken Kiev shake
McBasalt

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« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2018, 06:54:23 PM »
Hamburger in gravy, in association with Dr Oetker

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« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2018, 07:16:19 PM »
Grease trap and batter scrap mcflurry.

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Re: McDonald's Secret Menu Items
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2018, 07:45:44 PM »
McPicknMix:  Select your own quantities of trademarked McFats, McSalts, McSugars and McMSG to form your very own nutritious children’s meal.

Re: McDonald's Secret Menu Items
« Reply #43 on: October 12, 2018, 12:42:54 AM »
The McHemorrhoid , a succulent patty, seasoned with thyme and sage, sandwiched between two beautifully tailor made rubber buns.

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« Reply #44 on: October 12, 2018, 01:09:16 AM »
McFlurry - a thing of branded ice cream with a cheese slice on top.

McSlurry, a full Slurry of Slurry in a cone.

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« Reply #45 on: October 12, 2018, 05:00:05 AM »
sweets

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« Reply #46 on: October 12, 2018, 05:06:36 AM »
McEgg McMornay

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« Reply #47 on: October 12, 2018, 04:24:56 PM »
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« Reply #48 on: October 12, 2018, 04:26:13 PM »
spaghetti

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« Reply #49 on: October 12, 2018, 06:01:07 PM »
It Keeps You Runnin(to the toilet)
What a Fool Believes(it contains quality meat)
Takin It To The Streets(and dropping the box)

Re: McDonald's Secret Menu Items
« Reply #50 on: October 13, 2018, 08:55:31 AM »
McDivorce - requirement is a willing divorcing couple order the burger, they amicably decide to put the wedding rings into the bap and one of them digests it, waits a few hours and then defecates into the restaurant toilet, where the manager acts as a legal witness and pulls the flush.

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Re: McDonald's Secret Menu Items
« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2018, 09:20:02 AM »
Egg McNothing - empty bun: no breakfast for you, loser.

Chicken Fuckits - box with several burnt gnarls of poultry matter. You don’t deserve real food.


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« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2018, 03:15:17 PM »
Universal McSustenance- Reformed rice, egg and meat matter corresponding to the minimum dietary requirements for human survival, designed by IDS to be served via voucher system replacing benefits.

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Re: McDonald's Secret Menu Items
« Reply #53 on: October 13, 2018, 07:59:03 PM »
McSoylent Green.

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« Reply #54 on: October 13, 2018, 08:44:42 PM »