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#GayCake

Started by Cuellar, October 10, 2018, 11:49:59 AM

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#60
Quote from: a duncandisorderly on October 10, 2018, 03:15:38 PM
turning away paying customers for any reason is a shit move.

Is it? During my time in a shit second-hand DVD shop I used to refuse to serve customers if they were being a prick (eg being abusive or lairy or making insane demands or whatever). Is that illegal?

Cloud

One of my favourite bosses knew that it was okay to fire a customer,  and even better to recommend to them that they go to your competitors (so they can go and waste their time and resources instead)

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I think last time we had this I said I thought it should be the right of anyone running a business to refuse service entirely at their discretion. Being liberal and that.

Genuinely not sure what I think now.

Scrawling someone else's personalised message is not the same as expressing your own views. But yes indeed I would not want to ice fascist slogans.

Basically bake and ice your own fucking cake and drive cunts like these out of business. Where's your God now

So typical they thank God, what about all the losing they've been doing up to now? Was that not God? Cherry picking.

biggytitbo

Did these people target this particular bakers with their gay cake to try and make a point, or did they just go into the first bakers they found to genuinely ask for a gay cake?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Yep both parties involved must be grim masochists to have sacrificed so much time and energy over this. The bakers being the bigger cunts but nevertheless, the customers should at least recognise there is a layer of nuance to this particular case and onward hazards that would emerge. It can't be solved simply by applying equality.

Dr Rock

I think they should've been forced by law to make the cake. But I wouldn't have eaten that cake if you offered me some.

biggytitbo

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on October 10, 2018, 03:47:14 PM
the customers should at least recognise there is a layer of nuance...


Thought that was marzipan.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

http://www.ashersbakingco.com

Is this their website? Surely at some point those mischievous gay sorts with their fabulous sense of humour will deposit humourous orders.

For example, if you order a cake for every letter spelling out S U P P O R T G A Y M A R R I A G E you could put the cakes in a line and you've got not just 1 paltry pro-gay cake out of these bigoted cunts but 18. Razz those fuckahs

So they don't cotton onto it, order an extra letter, a Z for example.

Captain Z

"This long case has been so stressful, even the cake was in tiers"

Captain Z

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on October 10, 2018, 03:59:02 PM
For example, if you order a cake for every letter spelling out S U P P O R T G A Y M A R R I A G E you could put the cakes in a line and you've got not just 1 paltry pro-gay cake out of these bigoted cunts but 18. Razz those fuckahs

So they don't cotton onto it, order an extra letter, a Z for example.

Or 'Grime Orgy Apparatus', then just rearrange them upon delivery.

Barry Admin

I prefer migratory urges papa.

Natnar

I wonder what would have happened if they had ordered a blank cake off Ashers but told them that they would add the "Support gay marriage" icing themselves after getting the cake. Would Ashers have still supplied them with the cake?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Natnar on October 10, 2018, 04:11:34 PM
I wonder what would have happened if they had ordered a blank cake off Ashers but told them that they would add the "Support gay marriage" icing themselves after getting the cake. Would Ashers have still supplied them with the cake?

Or said they were going to ice the cake with the by-product of their sodomy, then invite all their other hellish gays round for dinner.

Dr Rock

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on October 10, 2018, 03:59:02 PM
http://www.ashersbakingco.com

Is this their website?

QuoteWho we are

We started out over 22 years ago as a husband and wife baking dream team with a vault full of family recipes. Since then we've been working hard, perfecting and refining those recipes to get them just the way you like them.

Beginning with one shop in our local area of Newtownabbey, we've now grown to have seven shops, adding to our team our three sons and some very talented bakers and decorators along the way. 

Why Ashers? Well, contrary to popular opinion we are not called Mr & Mrs Asher. Our name comes from the Bible. Asher was a tribe of Israel who had many skilled bakers and created bread fit for a king.

I'm guessing it's them.

QuoteWe believe there are some things that machinery can't replicate - a perfectly kneaded and handed up loaf is one of them. That's why we have a team of 20 highly skilled bakers and decorators who produce a wide variety of baked goods every morning while you're still asleep. Or up late partying if you're gay. Then we pack these goodies into our trusty fleet of vans and sail them around the countryside at the crack of dawn to ensure our products are fresh on the shelves of our shops. Shelves, like Jesus used to make. Who was 100% real man, not some twinkle-toes.

And what do we do when we're not baking? Well, we love to travel and see what's happening on the bakery scene in other countries. Then we bring back some great ideas from our adventures and mix them up in the bakery, so there's always something new for you to try. But don't try gay sex or you'll burn in hell forever.

Why we do it

It just so happens we love to bake. On any given morning, you'll find our home kitchen filled with the aroma of freshly baked scones or cinnamon swirls as we try out new recipes or experiment with new flavour combinations. But not the smell of semen mixed with arses.

So why not pop in for a visit, we'd love to see you. No benders.

gib

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on October 10, 2018, 03:59:02 PM
http://www.ashersbakingco.com

Is this their website? Surely at some point those mischievous gay sorts with their fabulous sense of humour will deposit humourous orders.

For example, if you order a cake for every letter spelling out S U P P O R T G A Y M A R R I A G E you could put the cakes in a line and you've got not just 1 paltry pro-gay cake out of these bigoted cunts but 18. Razz those fuckahs

So they don't cotton onto it, order an extra letter, a Z for example.

Or at the very least a cake with two guys on it, as suggested upthread. I do hope so because i'm curious to know what the ruling would be in that case.

Lemming

What is this?? Pretty exciting, action-packed picture for something as mundane as a bakery's About Us page:



Is that one of the baker couple in the process of rushing towards a Gay to tackle them out of the store? Using a baguette as a lance to fend off the homos, like Mark "brooming" Jeff in Peep Show?

Cuellar

They can't really have been going for 22 years, can they? They don't look nearly old enough.

biggytitbo

That's what living a pure, Christian, cake based life does for you.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

QuoteWho we are

We started out over 22 years ago as a husband and wife dream team with a vault full of the corpses of murdered homosexuals. Since then we've been working hard, perfecting and refining our bigotry to get it just right.

Beginning with one shop in our local area of Newtownabbey and a brain full of exclusively heterosexual dreams, we've now grown to have seven shops, adding to our team our three straight white Christian sons and some very talented straight white Christian bakers and decorators along the way who cannot be gay in order to work here. We test this by attaching electrodes to their genitals and exposing them to hardcore gay pornography, while we sit at the back and assess.

Why Ashers? Well, contrary to popular opinion we are not called Mr & Mrs Asher. We changed our names by deed poll to Mr & Mrs Fucking Sad Bigoted Twats to more accurately reflect our personalities. We are actually named after straight white Christian, Jane Asher.

Cloud

I keep reading it as Ashens and wondering if they're just reselling cakes from Poundland.

Dr Rock

When the story first appeared I assumed it was one shop owned by a christian couple. It's a fucking chain, seven shops. Probably 40 - 50 employees, they can't all hate gays. Or if they do, hire just one person who doesn't give a shit and let them do the non-Christian cakes. A lot of the defences were always 'As a rag and bone man it should be up to me whose rags and bones I collect. MY CHOICE!' It's different if you've got branches covering half of Ireland surely.

Pdine

Quote from: Thomas on October 10, 2018, 01:06:01 PM
If somebody puts a message on a cake ('SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE'), and you cut the cake up in such a way as to change the message ('RATS R GRIM') , is that slanderous against the original message-maker (if, for example, they actually like rats)?

Skilful cutting and rearranging of the SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE cake could give you

PROPRIETARY MUG SAGA
PAY UP, GAGA TERRORISM
EPIGRAM AS PURGATORY
PRIGGERY TRAUMA SOAP
PIGSTY PARAMOUR RAGE
ORGASM UP PIRATE GARY
and
GRIMY OGRE APPARATUS

bgmnts

Quote from: Lemming on October 10, 2018, 02:38:06 PM
Yeah, this is the right decision. Nobody should be forced to make the GAY CAKE.

The bakers are shooting themselves in the foot, though - socially and financially. As someone who may one day have need of a GAY CAKE for my own GAY WEDDING, I would pay an absolute premium for the aforementioned 3-meter-long marzipan cock pulverising a jam-filled sponge arsehole.

It's a... nice day.. for a... GAY WEDDING!

Maurice Yeatman

Quote from: Pdine on October 10, 2018, 07:19:17 PM
Skilful cutting and rearranging of the SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE cake could give you

PROPRIETARY MUG SAGA
PAY UP, GAGA TERRORISM
EPIGRAM AS PURGATORY
PRIGGERY TRAUMA SOAP
PIGSTY PARAMOUR RAGE
ORGASM UP PIRATE GARY
and
GRIMY OGRE APPARATUS


RIP MY ARSE APART UGGO  -  ideal for sadomasochists who enjoy insulting each other.

Replies From View

Why must it even be put on a cake?  Not all slogans have to be eaten, surely.

Dr Rock

Quote from: Replies From View on October 10, 2018, 08:27:22 PM
Why must it even be put on a cake?  Not all slogans have to be eaten, surely.

I'm pretty sure the intention wasn't entirely innocent.

Replies From View

A brilliant one would be to go into a bakery and ask them to write EAT ONLY [NAME OF COMPETITOR BAKERY]'S CAKES FROM NOW ON on a cake.

Dr Rock


im barry bethel

Quote from: Lemming on October 10, 2018, 04:21:46 PM



Most people would have a tidy up knowing it's a promo shot

Buelligan

Cake morality's difficult anyway.  Where do you draw the line? 

If we can agree that Jesus would weep over a gay wedding cake, what would he say to six Manchester tarts for the sexually incontinent or a tray of simple baps delivered to a man that once served time for white-collar fraud?

My own feeling is that if God left that stuff out of the bible, he did it for a reason.  Who are we to question Him?

Also, on the why are we called Asher's thing, pound to a penny, they are lying through their fucking teeth.  Everyone who's ever shown the slightest interest in the world of cakes knows of World Famous Baker, Jane Asher.  I'm just leaving that there so's people can reflect on the bona fides of this pair of fucking chancers.


Lovely Jane Asher with asexual cake