The A-Team but with Dad's Army

[Alberon]

HANNIBAL: Now pay attention, men. The general's soldiers have locked us in this shed, but they've made the mistake the enemy make every week of locking us in with a truck, oxy-acetylene cutting equipment and heavy industrial tools. My plan is to modify the truck and then burst out catching them unawares and defeat the armed men.

FACE: Are you sure that's wise, sir? Won't they hear all the banging and drilling in here?

HANNIBAL: Be quiet, Face. Murdoch, you'll be driving.

MURDOCH: Permission to speak, sir!

HANNIBAL: You don't have to keep asking, Murdoch. What is it?

MURDOCH: They don't like it up them, sir!

HANNIBAL: Completely mad. B.A. You'll man the crane on top of the truck. Sweep the enemy away with it.

B.A.: Please sir, can I be excused. I've lost my scarf and mum says I'll catch my death riding around up there without it.

HANNIBAL: Stupid boy.

[Glebe]

FACE: Okay guys, I guess we gotta help stop these communist insurgents.

B.A. BARACUS: Are we travellin' by plane? Cos I ain't gettin' on no plane!

HANNIBAL: Don't tell him, Murdock!