Internet. train

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Early internet days - think it might have been Craigslist - you could arrange to meet people on trains for wanks etc. Guessing there's an App for this now?

[Dex Sawash]

Condctr app

[Small Man Big Horse]

Just PM Kittens.

[garnish]

Facebook is perfect for this, just make a status and someone in your friendship group will help you out.

[flotemysost]

Tommy Tank

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Cock2cock
Caledongian No-Sleeper
Spilled-Sperm Railways
CrossCumtrail
East Jizzhands Trains
EursoHar(d)
Fatdick Express
Grand Genital
Great Yoursperm
Great Wristern Railway
Greater Wanglia
Heathgrow Express
Ball Strains
My-gland Line
Cummed-on North Free-sperm Railway
Cummed-on North Best-sperm Railway
Cummed-on (and) all Over(the)ground
Spermyrail
Yoursperm
ScotRail
Spaff Best-sperm Railgay
Spaff Free-sperm
Glove-on
Wanked-head Express
TFL (Tossing For Lager) Rail
Thameswinky
TransPeenine Express
Glansport for Wales
Not-a-Virgin-since-that-chance-encounter-with-Septic-Norris-out-by-the-bus-station Trains
West Jizzhands Railway

[BlodwynPig]

"This Eursohar(d) train will shortly be arriving at Gape du Nord"

[Captain Z]

Stephenson's Rocket in his pocket

[hamfist]

[New Jack]

It's strange what does and doesn't get moved to HS Art

[Misspent Boners]

It's strange what does and doesn't get moved to HS Art

Nothing whimsical about this young Colon fella enquiring whether he can arrange for an old man to wank him off on a train

[Barry Admin]

I don't understand the insistence on even posting it outside of HS Art in the first place. He knows that's where this stuff goes.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Thomas the Wank Engine, etc.

[New Jack]

Nothing whimsical about this young Colon fella enquiring whether he can arrange for an old man to wank him off on a train

Well, if it's not whimsy fair dos. I despise whimsy.

The rest is alright with me, I've travelled on Northern Rail carriages many a time, I can, and will, tell you.