Corbyn 22 Now But It Won't Be For Long

[BlodwynPig]

Rachel Riley gone full Vorderman?

[Large Noise]

Countdown is part of British twee fascism.

[Blumf]

Richard Whiteley was a spy
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/richard-whiteley-mi5-spy-ricky-tomlinson-claims-a7606441.html

[greencalx]

Bolcalx. I hope.

[ZoyzaSorris]

How has pancreas escaped the phenomenon in which exposure to maths inevitably sends you on a downward denegerative spiral of blind livid ignorance and hatred?

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How has pancreas escaped the phenomenon in which exposure to maths inevitably sends you on a downward denegerative spiral of blind livid ignorance and hatred?

He has uphill skis permanently attached.

[Kelvin]

At the risk of looking like the thickest person on the planet, I've received my Labour membership card, and it's a thin peel off thing with a completely sticky back. What the fuck am I meant to do with it? I can't put that in my wallet.

[olliebean]

Stick it onto a proper bit of card?

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At the risk of looking like the thickest person on the planet, I've received my Labour membership card, and it's a thin peel off thing with a completely sticky back. What the fuck am I meant to do with it? I can't put that in my wallet.

You're meant to fold it down the middle, pressing the two sticky backs together, forming a membership-card-sized card.

[Kelvin]

You're meant to fold it down the middle, pressing the two sticky backs together, forming a membership-card-sized card.

Ahhhh. So I am just incredibly thick. Didn't realise the other bit peeled off as well.

[NoSleep]

It works attached to the forehead, too.

[Kelvin]

It works attached to the forehead, too.

Teacher said I'm not allowed to take the D off.

[NoSleep]

Teacher said I'm not allowed to take the D off.

It acts as a substitute.

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It acts as a substitute.

What, being a Labour Party member?  No thank you.

[Johnny Yesno]

What, being a Labour Party member?  No thank you.

It stands for Democrat.

lol take that Corbyns

[Sin Agog]

Ahhhh. So I am just incredibly thick. Didn't realise the other bit peeled off as well.

I wouldn't worry about it.  The Tory membership card comes with an entire book of instructions.

[biggytitbo]

These ultra remainers appear to agree with me, weirdly (although what they describe as a disaster, I regard as necessary):

[Johnny Yesno]

I wouldn't worry about it.  The Tory membership card comes with an entire book of instructions.

One of which is 'Give us a six figure or more cash donation'.

[Johnny Yesno]

These ultra remainers appear to agree with me, weirdly (although what they describe as a disaster, I regard as necessary):

Kelvin has a hat for you.

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These ultra remainers appear to agree with me, weirdly (although what they describe as a disaster, I regard as necessary):

I suspect he's wrong about two things, there:

1)  That socialism would be a "disaster" for anyone at all (even the sad-faced billionaires wouldn't die overnight in a ditch)

2)  That we need to leave the EU for Corbyn to achieve what he wants.

[Zetetic]

"Nick Cohen's opinions?

I LOVE Nick Cohen opinions!"

[Cuellar]

What the fuck does 'disaster socialism' even mean? Exploiting crises in order to...?

[biggytitbo]

I think it means taxing billionaires, investing in public services and nationalising the railways. Truly crazy stuff.

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I think it means taxing billionaires, investing in public services and nationalising the railways. Truly crazy stuff.

Can definitely do these things without leaving the EU.

[olliebean]

I should think it means exploiting crises brought about by capitalism in order to change the political consensus in favour of socialism.

[Cuellar]

These dangerous lunatics must be stopped

[solidified gruel merchant]

Can definitely do these things without leaving the EU.

I'm not sure Corbyn agrees with you.

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I'm not sure Corbyn agrees with you.

Those things can be done without leaving the EU.

Corbyn doesn't think that leaving the EU is necessary to do those things either.

[Paul Calf]

And for the millionth fucking time: it doesn't matter what Corbyn thinks: party policy is decided by the membership.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

And for the millionth fucking time: it doesn't matter what Corbyn thinks: party policy is decided by the membership.

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