Author Topic: Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases  (Read 7285 times)

Re: Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases
« Reply #120 on: January 28, 2019, 12:58:37 PM »
"Oh, you meaty hero!"

Just had my lunchtime gyros delivered.

Re: Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases
« Reply #121 on: January 28, 2019, 06:10:58 PM »
Do often have to stop myself from quoting Richie Richard after asking someone what they were doing and getting a reply - "thank heavens for that, I thought you were masturbating again".

Maybe I should and one day hope for a "actually, sorry, I am".

Re: Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases
« Reply #122 on: January 28, 2019, 07:23:31 PM »
I've always wondered if I could get anywhere with 'tell me, do you use Timotei?'.

Re: Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases
« Reply #123 on: January 29, 2019, 02:43:58 AM »
I always pronounce it "Brocco-lye" like in the undertaker sketch from Monty Python.  Never gets old (for me).

Hardly not a real phrase, but I can't help but add Am I riiiiight? after I've said something bold or opinionated.  My wife never replies "You're not wrong", but then she doesn't even know what an Alan Partridge is, let alone seen one of.

Re: Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases
« Reply #124 on: January 29, 2019, 11:27:10 AM »
What are we watching? [/Father Stack]

whenever I enter a room and the TV is on.

Re: Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases
« Reply #125 on: January 29, 2019, 01:48:55 PM »
What are we watching? [/Father Stack]

whenever I enter a room and the TV is on.

I just start blasting cutty ranks' limb by limb.

Re: Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases
« Reply #126 on: January 29, 2019, 05:41:18 PM »
And you're probably imagining him without his shorts on.

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Re: Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases
« Reply #127 on: January 29, 2019, 07:27:37 PM »
Oh, two from Spaced...

In response to a question about what I think of something: "I like them, I think they're good."

there's also the very similar version done by Simon Quinlank. probably just stick to the Spaced one for safety.

Re: Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases
« Reply #128 on: January 29, 2019, 07:39:20 PM »
'and then I gave him the millimetre tread for good measure.

Re: Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases
« Reply #129 on: January 29, 2019, 11:25:06 PM »
You sick little puppy!