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Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases

Started by Thursday, November 04, 2018, 07:12:07 PM

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DrGreggles

"Oh, you meaty hero!"

Just had my lunchtime gyros delivered.

The Culture Bunker

Do often have to stop myself from quoting Richie Richard after asking someone what they were doing and getting a reply - "thank heavens for that, I thought you were masturbating again".

Maybe I should and one day hope for a "actually, sorry, I am".

Sebastian Cobb

I've always wondered if I could get anywhere with 'tell me, do you use Timotei?'.

I always pronounce it "Brocco-lye" like in the undertaker sketch from Monty Python.  Never gets old (for me).

Hardly not a real phrase, but I can't help but add Am I riiiiight? after I've said something bold or opinionated.  My wife never replies "You're not wrong", but then she doesn't even know what an Alan Partridge is, let alone seen one of.

Pauline Walnuts

What are we watching? [/Father Stack]

whenever I enter a room and the TV is on.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead on January 29, 2019, 11:27:10 AM
What are we watching? [/Father Stack]

whenever I enter a room and the TV is on.

I just start blasting cutty ranks' limb by limb.

Pauline Walnuts

And you're probably imagining him without his shorts on.

petril

Quote from: McQ on January 10, 2019, 03:57:36 PM
Oh, two from Spaced...

In response to a question about what I think of something: "I like them, I think they're good."

there's also the very similar version done by Simon Quinlank. probably just stick to the Spaced one for safety.

Sebastian Cobb

'and then I gave him the millimetre tread for good measure.