Topic: Comedy Phrases you forget aren't real phrases

[Brundle-Fly]

"Stop getting Bond wrong!". 

Can be used in other outbutsts relating to different subject matter. ie:- "Stop getting Who wrong!" or "Stop getting tea wrong!" or "Stop getting comedy phrases you forget aren't real phrases thread wrong!"

[Thursday]

"Stop getting comedy phrases you forget aren't real phrases thread wrong!"

I started it, and I'm not sure what it's supposed to be tbf

[Brundle-Fly]

I started it, and I'm not sure what it's supposed to be tbf

Just a throwaway rule of three gag , not a dig at your OP.

[ColinPopshed]

If anyone ever says “six months” my internalised response is “SIX MONTHS??! TO RAISE MONEY FOR A JAM FESTIVAL ISN’T THAT RATHER STUPID?”

But there’s only a few people I know who I could actually say it to.

[studpuppet]

I've just been looking for a bit of Alas Smith & Jones (the cabaret duo at the end) when I stumbled across this and realise that I still say, "An' all that an' everything else" frequently to this day.

https://youtu.be/KapoBy-zNQo?t=5

[Sebastian Cobb]

'The audience are like ginger in my hands.'

[trabuch]

"Of that, there's no doubt."  I fear I say it way too much, and probably with a Partridge lilt, without any sense of where it comes from. (Is it the radio show?)

Also "proof if proof be need be" - I know where that comes from, but with no sense that some other people may not.

[Mobius]

I think it’s from the Smelly Alan Fartridge hypnosis bit in KMKY radio show?

[McQ]

If anyone ever says “six months” my internalised response is “SIX MONTHS??! TO RAISE MONEY FOR A JAM FESTIVAL ISN’T THAT RATHER STUPID?”

But there’s only a few people I know who I could actually say it to.

I have this with eighteen months (and the boardroom drugs sketch from Brass Eye). I also enjoy balancing a lighter on its end, very deliberately.

[bgmnts]

"In off the red".

[RedRevolver]

"<Jackie Treehorn> treats objects like women"

Related:

"NEVER FUCKING ROLL ON THE SHABBAT!"

and

"Say what you want about National Socialism, at least it's an ethos." It's funny AND true.

[St_Eddie]

"NEVER FUCKING ROLL ON THE SHABBAT!"

"SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS" is a phrase which has been rattling around in my head for the past couple of days.  Thinking about it, I don't think that a single week goes by where at least one quote from The Big Lewbowski doesn't enter my mind.

[The Culture Bunker]

A friend of mine is partnered up with a lady called Catherine, and whenever he mentions her, part of me wants to respond with "Oh, Catherine! You're so BLOODY HEAVY!" from Adam and Joe's toy parody of 'The English Patient'.

Probably a few from those, actually, such as "you little tin twat!"

[kalowski]

Related:

"NEVER FUCKING ROLL ON THE SHABBAT!"

and

"Say what you want about National Socialism, at least it's an ethos." It's funny AND true.

A friend and I have this exchange on a regular basis
Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.

She's not my special lady... she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.

[magval]

I think it’s from the Smelly Alan Fartridge hypnosis bit in KMKY radio show?

It is, but he also says it in one of the sports reports in On The Hour and I think a few other times in the early 'canon'. It's one of those stealth catchphrases, like Lee and Herring's "sorry, I didn't think".

Trabuch and I must be a lot alike, as I say "of that there's no doubt" AND "proof if proof be need be" probably every week.

[DrGreggles]

The passive/aggressive way he says, "It's a good idea, I agree with it." is superb.

It's so obvious that he has been overruled at some point and forced to say it, but that backstory only exists due to Coogan's delivery of those 8 words.

[McQ]

Oh, two from Spaced...

In response to a question about what I think of something: "I like them, I think they're good."

When I want to tell someone to go somewhere: "Go there."

Oh, and from Withnail & I..

"Alright here?"

[jobotic]

Saying "I AGREE" in a heavy Welsh accent, like John Thomson in the foyer in the Steve Coogan video.

[kalowski]

Saying "I AGREE" in a heavy Welsh accent, like John Thomson in the foyer in the Steve Coogan video.

Scouse accent! I also do this, as well as "TOO UNREALISTIC!"

[Cuellar]

"More testicles means more iron"

[jobotic]

Scouse accent! I also do this, as well as "TOO UNREALISTIC!"

Is it? God I'm getting everything wrong on here recently. I haven't seen it for years.

[wooly]

"Ooer, sounds a bit rude!"

[Dusty Substance]

"Get out of that one, Rommel" from the chess episode of Bottom.

[Lordofthefiles]

"I come like the falls"

[Sebastian Cobb]

'A wank, I think.'

[Sebastian Cobb]

Pronouncing Pernod as 'pur-nod' like they do in Bottom.

[Cuellar]

"Bring back our plucky paedophiles"

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

"Fuck Off, you cunt."

[Huxleys Babkins]

Just used the phrase "mad as a snake" at work to a bemused audience before remembering it was from People Like Us.

[mojo filters]

Similarly, I've reflexively agreed that "I love pubs on the way back" to some bemusement at my Roy Mallard inflection!