Author Topic: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns  (Read 6308 times)

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #90 on: November 09, 2018, 04:41:53 PM »
I like the idea of the bikini babes song coming to him while he was tattooing.  There's probably someone out there whose design morphed into a pair of tits halfway through.  Or maybe there's a guy with a bicep that has a very ragged-looking vertical bar on it with 'Up and down' written in kanji underneath.

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #91 on: November 09, 2018, 09:25:52 PM »
Hell is a place on earth

Hell is Dave "The Animal" Perry singing to you while you're strapped in his tattoo chair for six hours

Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #92 on: November 10, 2018, 08:15:29 PM »
I think thats quite good for a brand new channel. I reckon without all the publicity about its incredible baldness, it would be on way less than that.

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #93 on: November 10, 2018, 08:19:50 PM »
Has a non bald man ever worn a bandana?

Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #94 on: November 10, 2018, 08:20:20 PM »
Has a non bald man ever worn a bandana?

Springsteen.

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #95 on: November 10, 2018, 08:44:31 PM »
He must be tricking us somehow, like Brucie.

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #96 on: November 10, 2018, 08:52:51 PM »

Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #97 on: November 10, 2018, 09:04:07 PM »
Bandanas Dave Perry owns:

Jack Daniels
Please End This
I am 50
Image of a chimp's arse
Dukes of Wazzock


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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #98 on: November 10, 2018, 09:14:24 PM »
Nice to see you, to see you, baby we born to run, uurrr urrrr.

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #99 on: November 10, 2018, 09:16:11 PM »

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #100 on: November 10, 2018, 09:49:25 PM »
Hell is a place on earth

Hell is Dave "The Animal" Perry singing to you while you're strapped in his tattoo chair for six hours



His old interview is funnnyyyyyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAb6MZaxSQI

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #101 on: November 11, 2018, 12:56:40 AM »
Having now seen it (cheers Delete), he is a real life version of Ray Finkle from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, never getting over missing the field goal at the end of the Superbowl and planning his revenge for years. We can only hope it will end up with Dave getting a sex change and plotting to murder Dominik Diamond.

As for his music video at the end, apart from the absolute spectacular levels of misjudgement, it just brings up the frankly horrifying image of Mr. Perry playing Dead Or Alive one-handed....

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #102 on: February 21, 2019, 10:29:09 PM »
It’s been a long time coming but episode 2 is now up!

https://youtu.be/i62K01nSla4

He goes through his box of tat, fair play to dave, he did seem to achieve a level of celebrity back in the day, and I didn’t know he worked at Special Reserve, I got my Megadrive through them.

Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #103 on: February 21, 2019, 10:46:35 PM »
does... does he really just go through this box for 45 minutes?

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #104 on: February 21, 2019, 10:50:23 PM »
Yes, it starts off with a Lara Croft lookalike bending over for a bit, Dave walks us through his box, and it ends with a remix of the bikini babes song.

His Old Trafford anecdote is gold.

Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #105 on: February 25, 2019, 07:42:09 PM »
The full "Bikini Babes on Beat 'em ups" song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf96L1qN4uM

Because we all wanted that.

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #106 on: February 25, 2019, 07:54:37 PM »
The depressing thing about all of this is imagining the transactions where he hires the women for his stuff. Him explaining his requirements in his wet voice, purchasing women to pretend he's cool and powerful. Getting their underwear made, having a box full of different sizes. Explaining what they have to pretend to be unconvincingly enthusiastic about. Looking back at the footage and thinking it's a job well done, tricking himself into thinking that the models actually enjoyed the experience because he can't read expressions.

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #107 on: February 25, 2019, 07:54:49 PM »
The full "Bikini Babes on Beat 'em ups" song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf96L1qN4uM

Because we all wanted that.

As always the YouTube comment section is desolation central.

The depressing thing about all of this is imagining the transactions where he hires the women for his stuff. Him explaining his requirements in his wet voice, purchasing women to pretend he's cool and powerful. Getting their underwear made, having a box full of different sizes. Explaining what they have to pretend to be unconvincingly enthusiastic about. Looking back at the footage and thinking it's a job well done, tricking himself into thinking that the models actually enjoyed the experience because he can't read expressions.

I still subscribe to the disturbing theory that the "Bikini Babes" are his wife and daughters, which is something Perry himself said in an interview, before backpedaling when the interviewer rightfully expressed his absolute disgust at the notion of a father filming his daughters as sex objects and directing them to jiggle their breasts and wiggle their arses for the camera.

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #108 on: February 25, 2019, 10:07:09 PM »
The full "Bikini Babes on Beat 'em ups" song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf96L1qN4uM

Because we all wanted that.

It sounds like what a serial killer would sing to themselves as they calmly dismember their latest victim in a bathtub.

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #109 on: February 26, 2019, 06:05:31 PM »
Can't face 45 minutes, just too much games animal.

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Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
« Reply #110 on: February 26, 2019, 06:09:36 PM »
He is such a grubby, small man.