'Sorry Dr Rock, you are banned from using this forum! Dont come back this time.'

[No Name Maddox]

Don't worry Neil, after this I'm gone. You want me gone, and no matter how I show I'm a different person than I was many years ago, it's clearly not enough for you. So I'm sorry I ever caused you any distress.

To everyone else, I'm going to miss you.

fuck it, post.

[bgmnts]

Can we get this moved to H.S Art?

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Don't do it. There's more to life than the internet. I read that on BuzzFeed.

[a duncandisorderly]

flounce-tastic.

what did I miss?

[biggytitbo]

Why is Dr Rock banned?

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Why is Dr Rock banned?

He was struck off the register for stealing torches.

[Soup]

Banned for coming back after being told not to.

[gmoney]

Who were they before?

[Funcrusher]

Banned for coming back after being told not to.

He's been posting here for 3 and a half years. This is like CABs Windrush. First they came for the torch thieves....

[Soup]

This doesn't look good for Corbyn

[bgmnts]

Who were they before?

He was the dandy highwayman, Tesco staff too scared to mention.

[Dex Sawash]

Welcome back mook

[Chollis]

Decent flounce

[biggytitbo]

Banned for coming back after being told not to.

I must have missed what he did in the first place though.

[Funcrusher]

RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLDHr5r0iIY

[Noonling]

Welcome back mook

I don't think mook should be let out of prison so early, he's a danger to society.

[Brundle-Fly]

Sorry, who is flouncing here?

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

A candle in the wind, a torch in the maelstrom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Gf-f_hWpU

[Soup]

I must have missed what he did in the first place though.

Me neither Biggy, I was just being a tit.

[Buelligan]

Sorry, who is flouncing here?

Ahhh.  I'm so fucking slow sometimes, probably completely wrong but venning Rock and trawling the old database for commonalities, there are only two that come up positive in my records for dressing like magicians.  As I said, probably wrong and I have no fucking clue what all this is about anyway. 

Obviously something happened whilst no one was looking or it's a joke. 

[Cuellar]

fuck's going on here

[Barry Admin]

Don't worry Neil, after this I'm gone. You want me gone, and no matter how I show I'm a different person than I was many years ago, it's clearly not enough for you. So I'm sorry I ever caused you any distress.

The way people traditionally do this is by apologising and owning up to what they've done.

See, I had reached out to someone to try and arbitrate this, and you've already went against my wishes and signed up again to make another fuss and stir more shit,  before I even had a chance to reply to them. Good one.

No PM, no email, just straight to "let's try and make Neil look a cunt publicly" again.

I'll post more in a bit, I'm sat in a dentists waiting room at the minute and have a family dinner to attend later.

[gmoney]

Ahhh.  I'm so fucking slow sometimes, probably completely wrong but venning Rock and trawling the old database for commonalities, there are only two that come up positive in my records for dressing like magicians.  As I said, probably wrong and I have no fucking clue what all this is about anyway. 

Obviously something happened whilst no one was looking or it's a joke.

You don't mean... he's not... Ali Bongo?

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

I'm sat in a dentists waiting room at the minute and have a family dinner to attend later.

You crazy bastard.

[No Name Maddox]

I was an argumentative, drama-queen prick about five years ago. A banning was fair.

Since coming back as Dr Rock I'd stopped all that, most of it makes me cringe. I just try to only spread good vibes. Because I enjoy this place so much, I would ask Neil to reconsider this ban in the light I am a poor, disabled, chronic pain sufferer who relies on this far too much for social interaction and will be lost without it. But if that cuts no ice, whatever. It's entirely up to him, and I'll pay for a couple of years being an antagonistic edgelord where it wasn't wanted, if he think that's good for the forum, or whatever his reasons are.

[kittens]

it's time for CaB court!

Dr Rock, you stand accused of actually i can't be bothered to do this joke.

[Howj Begg]

I remember what Dr Rock was like in his previous incarnation, and he was exactly as self-described; but as Dr Rock he's been a great poster. I'm just puzzled what he's done, as his recent posts seem to be fine. It must be something pm-related. I will be sad to see Rock go, as he's been a great poster this time  round (torch tealeafing notwithstanding)

[Chollis]

and have a family dinner to attend later.

Ignore the shepherd's pie and serve this monster up some humble pie instead!
Skip the kidney beans and spill the (information) beans!
Let's take him into custardy!

[Buelligan]

I was an argumentative...

You know what I think - I think you should delete this whole post.  Maybe delete all your posts in this thread. 

Neil asked you to wait. 

Why not wait rather than trying to push him by dragging all this out in public?

[Soup]

Mate just come back with a different account without immediately announcing it's you. Here's an instructional vid

or listen to Buelligan... like a square.