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Pete Davidson

Started by up_the_hampipe, November 06, 2018, 11:31:53 AM

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up_the_hampipe

Over the past couple of months, Pete Davidson has become one of the more famous comedians out there. Fresh off an engagement to explosive pop superstar Ariana Grande, he's now making headlines all over 'Murica for doing the worst thing you can do over there, mocking a wounded war veteran! Here's the segment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukbtA3df8BI

I quite like him. His little rants on Weekend Update are a highlight on SNL these days, such as his bit about Kanye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASqnnZpsX1M. He frequently gets in trouble for jokes, especially while dating Ariana as her fans are particularly protective, as you'd expect. His dad was a firefighter in New York who died on 9/11, which he also likes to joke about sometimes https://youtu.be/jOKVHvjQ1Gc?t=25 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjR1VwQGCjY

With all this fame and success, he's only 24 years old. Despicable. Anyone like him? Anyone think he's shit? Anyone anything?

FredNurke

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Shit Good Nose

Quote from: FredNurke on November 06, 2018, 11:33:04 AM
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rasta-spouse

I have no opinion on him.

Seen him on a few roasts and thought "nice trainers, kid".

Recently I noticed he's bleached his hair while he's been dating a popstar. If he's done that to seem a bit cooler than your typical SNL crony he needs to have a good hard think.   

Malcy

I still have to do a double take when I see headlines about the 5th Doctor having been in a relationship with Ariana Grande and thinking you jammy cu...


Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Malcy on November 06, 2018, 11:40:28 AM
I still have to do a double take when I see headlines about the 5th Doctor having been in a relationship with Ariana Grande and thinking you jammy cu...

Isn't he well known for being quite the cocksman?  Or am I thinking of one of the other Drs?

Malcy

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on November 06, 2018, 11:41:53 AM
Isn't he well known for being quite the cocksman?  Or am I thinking of one of the other Drs?

David Tennant at the least. Married his own daughter!

daf

#7
Quote from: Malcy on November 06, 2018, 11:51:28 AM
David Tennant at the least. Married his own daughter!

He's his own Grandpa
He's his own Grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
He's his own Grandpa

(having failed to reverse the polarity of his neutron flow after much wheezing and groaning)


Utter Shit

No knowledge of this chap beyond his attachment to Ariana Grande, but describing that war veteran as looking like a hitman in a porno movie was fucking great.

Malcy

Quote from: daf on November 06, 2018, 12:07:19 PM
He's his own Grandpa

(having failed to reverse the polarity of his neutron flow after much wheezing and groaning)


Did I slip through a void to an alternate universe. Where did the song go?!

I couldn't have told you this guy was in comedy until this thread.Any pictures ibe seen of him make me think arsehole rather than great comedian or anything.

Penfold

Him and Leslie Jones are generally shit in live sketches but not shit on Weekend Update.

daf

Quote from: Malcy on November 06, 2018, 12:30:08 PM
Did I slip through a void to an alternate universe. Where did the song go?!

My post experienced some tumultuous buffeting emerging from a brown hole on the far side of Uranus

- - - - - - - - - - - -
*(Lost confidence in it and edited it out, but I've edited it in back for you)

sevendaughters

He has a natural charisma, an X factor if you will, that allows him to sell completely formulaic jokes on SNL (aka the most overrated TV show ever). Plus he's very much a relatable guy of now with his openness about mental health and political confusion/apathy. Likeability, or its slick cousin Charm, often gets short shrift from comedy fans, but he has both. I think I like him, basically. If you have trouble warming to him, think of him like this: he's the exact opposite of Andrew Lawrence.

garnish

One of this best moments was his heckling of Ann Coulter during her utterly brainless attempt at making a funny speech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDiDQ-vn9Jk

colacentral

Quote from: Utter Shit on November 06, 2018, 12:16:18 PM
No knowledge of this chap beyond his attachment to Ariana Grande, but describing that war veteran as looking like a hitman in a porno movie was fucking great.

That's all of his jokes though.

"He looks like a potato croquette shagged Janet Jackson."

"He looks like a snail ate a hamster."

"He looks like Alec Baldwin getting stuck in a bath."

Etc.

trabuch

Quote from: colacentral on November 06, 2018, 11:17:56 PM
That's all of his jokes though.

"He looks like a potato croquette shagged Janet Jackson."

"He looks like a snail ate a hamster."

"He looks like Alec Baldwin getting stuck in a bath."

Etc.

Precisely!  And all this coming from someone who looks like a warmed up version of the pederast from Se7en.

colacentral

He looks like if Salvador Dali did a portrait of Peter Lorre.

up_the_hampipe

Quote from: colacentral on November 06, 2018, 11:17:56 PM
That's all of his jokes though.

"He looks like a potato croquette shagged Janet Jackson."

"He looks like a snail ate a hamster."

"He looks like Alec Baldwin getting stuck in a bath."

Etc.

All of his jokes in that particular segment, yes. That was the theme. I think they call it a 'bit'.

KennyMonster

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on November 06, 2018, 11:41:53 AM
Isn't he well known for being quite the cocksman?  Or am I thinking of one of the other Drs?

Did Patrick Troughton have a heart attack whilst shagging an eager Dr Who fan?
That's the rumour I heard.

Jockice

I'd only vaguely heard of him for being dumped by Ariana Grande before this, so I looked up some of his stuff. I quite like it actually, but according to Wikipedia he's 'best known for being dumped by Ariana Grande.' So I was right after all.

wooders1978

I think his going on all those late night style talk shows and being really smug about shafting Ariana grande was a tactical error on his part - I mean yeah, well done mate, but isn't that gonna rub her up a bit? Oh right you're single again, shock

up_the_hampipe

Quote from: wooders1978 on November 08, 2018, 05:25:50 AM
I think his going on all those late night style talk shows and being really smug about shafting Ariana grande was a tactical error on his part - I mean yeah, well done mate, but isn't that gonna rub her up a bit? Oh right you're single again, shock

It wasn't smug at all and I really doubt his silly jokes on late night talk shows had anything to do with their engagement ending.

wooders1978

Quote from: up_the_hampipe on November 08, 2018, 10:11:49 AM
It wasn't smug at all and I really doubt his silly jokes on late night talk shows had anything to do with their engagement ending.

Sorry Pete but I thought you seemed very fucking pleased with yourself

rasta-spouse

It's a well known fact that they broke up because he preferred to sleep with the window open and she didn't.





saltysnacks

I find it very strange that Ariana Grande is older than me, she looks about 13.

RedRevolver

Quote from: saltysnacks on November 08, 2018, 05:56:58 PM
I find it very strange that Ariana Grande is older than me, she looks about 13.

She's about five foot, 10% body fat and sponsored by Disney.

Not that strange.

BritishHobo


Urinal Cake

Quote from: saltysnacks on November 08, 2018, 05:56:58 PM
I find it very strange that Ariana Grande is older than me, she looks about 13.
It's her Babyface. Same as Miranda Kerr.

up_the_hampipe

Quote from: wooders1978 on November 08, 2018, 01:41:58 PM
Sorry Pete but I thought you seemed very fucking pleased with yourself

Get back to Reddit with that old gag.

Quote from: BritishHobo on November 08, 2018, 10:57:03 PM
https://youtu.be/1AtrI9PoiBQ

Oh no, your globe!

Hah, forgot about that. Ridiculous. That character must be an inside joke on how Pete is not really an actor.